The Wizard of Loneliness

comments sections under youtube classic rock songs where you see posts like "im 12 years old and no one else in my class likes pink floyd but me" are a sacred space i deem The Nephew's Realm

i am obsessed with your gib. i'm staring covetously at your gib.

pitch perfect 3? that's like sooo opiate of the masses haha

and then nervously looking over to read her face

oh you're experiencing bed death? have you tried simply fucking harder?

hot take - drinking water out of a mug is way better than a glass

DROWN me in that ceremony of innocence 🥺

a snake killed me in my dream :((

dude i am absolutely not leaving the cave, look at the definition on these shadows

whenever I disappear from my friends’ lives for months at a time it’s because I’m training myself to regurgitate my spine like an overheated pelican