Americaโs showers will be great again (by executive order). Whatโs next? Toilets you can flush Depends down?
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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With Twitter down the shitter, could this be the great exodus? Enjoy news links from a Canadian on a platform whose oligarch owner didnโt ban news sources from appearing on, as well as various other shitpostingโฆ ๐ง ๐จ๐ฆ
Americaโs showers will be great again (by executive order). Whatโs next? Toilets you can flush Depends down?
www.bbc.com/news/article...
SAW part ELEVEN is deemed too โLuigiโ for release?
Apparently some things shouldnโt go up to eleven.
www.avclub.com/saw-xi-relea...
Meanwhile in Texas, this yearโs Satanic Panic is FURRIES!!!
www.fox4news.com/news/texas-b...
When it happens, the Choreography and Merriment department will be brought in for precisely 7 minutes of Ovechkin love:
russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/03/22/a...
F1 mourns the loss of the sportโs most eccentric character (not named Bernie) as the death of Eddie Jordan is announced.
RIP, you absolute LEGEND!
racingnews365.com/eddie-jordan...
Damn! Canadians arenโt even going to the GOOD cities in the Untied States right nowโฆtheyโre even saying โno thanksโ to NASHVILLE!!!
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youtu.be/wyvpyJqHDZw?...
โThoughts and prayersโ
The newly-renamed Gulf of Merica has gifted the eastern seaboard of the Untied States with an array of storms and tornadoes, causing the sort of carnage-filled weekend that really shouldnโt have been allowed to happened after that name change!
abcnews.go.com/US/live-upda...
A suspicious number of Swasticars have been reported as โsoldโ in Canada on the last day of a major rebate eligibility. A little sus?
www.theautopian.com/tesla-claims...
The only thing missing was Sammy Hagar parachuting onto the White House lawnโฆ
www.nbcnews.com/tech/elon-mu...
Someone needs a rebrand:
www.carscoops.com/2025/03/tesl...
The Armed opened up for Bernie Sanders today!!!
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www.youtube.com/live/0gsGFib...
Think of those poor Latifis!!!
www.newsweek.com/trump-admini...
Big Food is seeing big problems as consumers shift to support underdog brands and multinationals change up their CEOโs (to avoid detection?)โฆ
www.reuters.com/business/ret...
There are two ways to make this happenโฆ
www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...
โGo ski in Russia, you couchfucker!โ
JD Vance and her family were met with protestors in their ski trip to Vermont this weekend:
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Post-election shenanigansโฆ
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
If only Uncle Doug followed in this guyโs footsteps:
www.thestar.com/politics/fed...
Lake Erie almost froze over this winter for the first time since 1996โฆ
www.cbc.ca/amp/1.7467734
The Philadelphia Eagles rightly shat on their invite to the โWhite Houseโ:
dailyboulder.com/f-this-bs-ma...
Of course this happened in Florida:
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
F1 booked an arena last night to show off the teamsโ 2025 liveries. Host Jack Whitehall noted โyou know your sport is ridiculously minted when you book the O2 for an event to announce the colour of a load of cars, which are EXACTLY the same as last season.โ
www.formula1.com/en/latest/ar...
I hear Mars is a great place for douchebags and Cybercucks to relocate toโฆ
www.teslarati.com/tesla-owner-...
Cuts to โfrivolous spendingโ coupled with actions that are pissing off the world are predicted to open the US vulnerabilities up to a repeat of 9/11 (times 1000, obviously).
globalnews.ca/news/1101991...
This must have been taken before he punched himself in the face!
17.02.2025 14:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Havenโt they been stripped of their Boy Band card yet?
Tiesto must have had other commitments in Ibizaโฆ
1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC
1/31: Crash in Philly
2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle
2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska
2/10: Crash in Scottsdale
2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego
2/16: Crash in Covington, GA
7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for โrestoring aviation safetyโ
Sheryl Crow:
โMy parents always said you are who you hang out with.
There comes a time when you have to decide who you are willing to align with. So long Tesla.
Money donated to NPR, which is under threat by President Musk, in hopes the truth willโฆfind its way to those willing to know [it].โ
Would you look at that? Lake Michigan is now Lake ILLINOIS?!?
globalnews.ca/news/1101603...