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@mechanical-phoenix.bsky.social

Pokémon Professor, Engineer, amateur sewist. Constantly begging my guts to love me (or at least tolerate me). Opinions my own. (Banner by partner in shenanigans, @andykluthe.bsky.social )

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Latest posts by mechanical-phoenix.bsky.social on Bluesky

the final fantasy fourteen carbuncle is a kind of honorary bunny i think

jury is still out on the other two dozen final fantasy games' carbuncle interpretations though. i am not familiar enough with them

07.11.2025 14:07 — 👍 86    🔁 11    💬 10    📌 0
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reposting this one CAUSE ONCE AGAIN VERY RELEVANT

05.11.2025 02:47 — 👍 3549    🔁 967    💬 7    📌 5
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Feds Tell Faith Leaders 'No More Prayer' Outside Broadview Facility In a possible violation of the First Amendment, federal officials instructed demonstrators to stop holding religious gatherings outside the immigration processing facility in suburban Broadview after ...

“Federal authorities told demonstrators Friday that there would be ‘no more prayer’ in front of or inside the Broadview ICE facility, in a move that mystified local leaders and raised legal questions.” blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/07/f...

08.11.2025 12:04 — 👍 3133    🔁 1262    💬 272    📌 700

"loss of our own dick was not in our projections while pulling the 'shoot off your own dick' lever"

07.11.2025 15:56 — 👍 953    🔁 243    💬 0    📌 6
Demotivational posted style meme. Image of Abe Simpson "style at the time macro" text outside image captioned "SO I FORMATTED MY MEME LIKE THIS, which was the style at the time."

Demotivational posted style meme. Image of Abe Simpson "style at the time macro" text outside image captioned "SO I FORMATTED MY MEME LIKE THIS, which was the style at the time."

06.11.2025 16:31 — 👍 4717    🔁 1148    💬 37    📌 24
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Starbucks unionized workers say they'll strike on Nov. 13 if coffee giant doesn't finalize contract Union members say they are ready to strike on the chain's Red Cup Day if Starbucks doesn't finalize a contract with their union by then.

BREAKING: After months of stonewalling by Starbucks, unionized baristas just voted 92% to authorize a ULP strike unless Starbucks finalizes fair contracts & stops union busting.

If forced, our baristas will strike in dozens of cities on November 13 – the company's busiest sales day of the year.

05.11.2025 19:51 — 👍 3368    🔁 1259    💬 56    📌 233
Comic. [Person sitting at desk with laptop with machine labeled E-21 making “click click” noises on the floor behind] VOICE FROM LAPTOP: Hey all! Does your E-21 humidifier make an annoying clicking noise? Mine did, but I finally figured out that there’s an easy fix, so I made this video in case anyone else… PERSON AT DESK: Oh my god. Yes. *Yes.* [caption] I know there’s more important work in the world, but I feel like these people deserve, at minimum a statue.

Comic. [Person sitting at desk with laptop with machine labeled E-21 making “click click” noises on the floor behind] VOICE FROM LAPTOP: Hey all! Does your E-21 humidifier make an annoying clicking noise? Mine did, but I finally figured out that there’s an easy fix, so I made this video in case anyone else… PERSON AT DESK: Oh my god. Yes. *Yes.* [caption] I know there’s more important work in the world, but I feel like these people deserve, at minimum a statue.

Repair Video

xkcd.com/3163/

05.11.2025 22:04 — 👍 6932    🔁 1087    💬 75    📌 59

God I’m mad it’s after Gateway Fate I need one for like, myself and several family members

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The crowd has gone silent at Cuomo's party.

The crowd has gone silent at Cuomo's party.

roses are red
big laughs are hearty

05.11.2025 02:58 — 👍 16165    🔁 2410    💬 175    📌 54
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this is objectively hilarious

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Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight

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Mamdani's wife is a cartoonist. I never met her but she's probably cool as hell. 99% of cartoonists are cool as hell. If you're at a comic show and you don't see the uncool person it's because the uncool person is you.

04.11.2025 01:40 — 👍 45    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 1
Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake from the SNL short “dick in a box”

Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake from the SNL short “dick in a box”

Woke up today to the news

04.11.2025 13:53 — 👍 7294    🔁 1726    💬 138    📌 229
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a dog is standing on a table eating cabbage . ALT: a dog is standing on a table eating cabbage .

Made some golabki tonight and it isn’t the best but damn is it good

04.11.2025 01:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!

Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.

Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!

#MundaneHalloween

02.11.2025 09:15 — 👍 4842    🔁 2839    💬 30    📌 294

This is why its better to be a Mets fan. You never have to deal with this kind of anxiety.

02.11.2025 04:17 — 👍 61    🔁 5    💬 3    📌 0

During tonight’s Trick-or-Treating, our 3-year-old got more and more excited.

“More houses! More candy!”

Until he suddenly looked to the sky and shouted (verbatim):

“Can I eat the moon!?”

Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t, little one. Be the cosmic horror you want to see in the world.

01.11.2025 02:44 — 👍 1762    🔁 345    💬 33    📌 9
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However you celebrate I hope you're having a good time 🍲🎃 #spookyseason #SoupSeason

31.10.2025 22:11 — 👍 30    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
photo of six pumpkins carved into glowing jack-o'-lanterns, in front of a brick wall. a large pumpkin has the cow tools cow carved into it and another large pumpkin has the barn. in front of them are 4 small pumpkins, each carved with one of the cow tools on them. the lump pumpkin has no stem and the prongler pumpkin is laid sideways so that the stem lines up and forms the bottom half of the prongler, it's top half carved into the pumpkin.

photo of six pumpkins carved into glowing jack-o'-lanterns, in front of a brick wall. a large pumpkin has the cow tools cow carved into it and another large pumpkin has the barn. in front of them are 4 small pumpkins, each carved with one of the cow tools on them. the lump pumpkin has no stem and the prongler pumpkin is laid sideways so that the stem lines up and forms the bottom half of the prongler, it's top half carved into the pumpkin.

happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters

31.10.2025 13:19 — 👍 5922    🔁 1428    💬 38    📌 17

I think the "everyone is 12" framing is actually quite useful in understanding what's going on, since fascism can largely be understood as people whining, transgressing, and lashing out because they feel insecure.

It also illuminates the counter narrative:

1/2

30.10.2025 18:12 — 👍 38    🔁 10    💬 1    📌 0

This bothers me more and more as I get older. It is so normal to change our minds when we encounter new information. Everyone’s so scared of being a little embarrassed at not knowing, but it’s fine and normal to not know everything.

29.10.2025 21:10 — 👍 1552    🔁 462    💬 6    📌 0
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ITS APPLE SEASON 🍏 #appletun #pokemon

29.10.2025 18:40 — 👍 393    🔁 211    💬 6    📌 2

Related: I suddenly have to need and will to write a 50k slow burn romance fanfic of whatever blorbos / fandom my poor brain settles on when k get home

30.10.2025 02:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Watching Twilight in 2025 and suddenly realizing /why/ I am the way I am, and that my frontal lobe has, in fact, developed.

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an image composite of all 487 pitches thrown in this game

an image composite of all 487 pitches thrown in this game

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