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They were so right

21.02.2025 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dumb and boastfully so! Lacking the sense and/or shame to even hastily self-educate!

19.02.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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FREE DIGITAL DOWNLOAD of 'Fight Fascism' Zine An informational zine on how to define, recognize, and take action against fascism. Created in collaboration with Emily Andrews, a writer with an MFA in creative nonfiction. This zine seeks to educate...

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We found the work of Erin Fong Studio & had to share w/ yallโ€ฆ this is a free pdf you can download digitally or print at home to share:

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19.02.2025 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 186    ๐Ÿ” 57    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Brazilโ€™s former President Bolsonaro charged over alleged coup that included a plan to poison Lula Brazilโ€™s top prosecutor Paulo Gonet has formally charged former President Jair Bolsonaro with attempting a coup to stay in office after his 2022 election defeat.

"Brazilโ€™s prosecutor-general on Tuesday formally charged former President Jair Bolsonaro with attempting a coup to stay in office after his 2022 election defeat, in a plot that included a plan to poison his successor and current President Luiz Inรกcio Lula da Silva and kill a Supreme Court judge."

19.02.2025 02:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8419    ๐Ÿ” 1950    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 385    ๐Ÿ“Œ 187

I hear this in the voice of @jemaineclement.bsky.social. Evidence of our devolution: Probing Time would certainly have gone gold in Atlantis in, like, 6-9 years.

19.02.2025 03:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or maybe just 50 Shades of Tall Grays?

19.02.2025 03:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rough Trade: Atlantis
Rough Trade: Asgarta
Rough Trade: Gobekli Tepe

. . .

19.02.2025 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or maybe just 50 Shades of Tall Grays?

19.02.2025 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Had an idea for a blockbuster soft-core fantasy series about the cultural interactions of ancient alien races and the early humans whom they genetically manipulated, technologically abetted and doinked.

19.02.2025 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œFor this side of history, this side of the dirt, this side of the cell door, oh, Cosmic Dingbat, I offer my gratitude, and if youโ€™re game, a couple notes . . . โ€œ

19.02.2025 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dude. Hold my, uh, whatchcallit . . . uh, jacket napkin?

12.02.2025 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โค๏ธ

08.02.2025 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s how to respond to this utter horseshit

08.02.2025 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 616    ๐Ÿ” 118    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Comedic marrieds on SM accounts are anti-progress in that they make me hope we are consumed by the sun before the clip ends.

08.02.2025 06:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just bought a costly personal organizational tool and feel remorse not due not to the expense but to the completely exploitive and unrealistic expectations I have of it.

08.02.2025 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Young Marty Short as Musk

Dave Thomas as RFK

. . .

08.02.2025 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My house has so many chairs, and almost every one with its own throw pillow and lap blanket. This is to say nothing of the couches, divans and settees. We may Americaโ€™s sittingest family.

08.02.2025 03:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I miss SCTV. Imagine John Candyโ€™s Trump.

08.02.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Charles Dickens London Map: The Locations in the Novels

Dickens fan? m.charlesdickenspage.com/charles-dick...

08.02.2025 02:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, yes! If by some chance a fantasy book doesnโ€™t provide a map, I look online for fan-generated maps! In non-fantasy genres using real-world geography I use Google maps & street view!

08.02.2025 02:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œSmiting for Dummiesโ€

08.02.2025 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am not a proponent of bullying, but given the nature of the current coupโ€™s leadership, has anyone thought โ€œswirliesโ€?

07.02.2025 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So, this started as one thing and became a different thing, as happens. Itโ€™s part rant, part prayer, I guess.

Prayerant.

Itโ€™s a thing, now:

07.02.2025 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Available for Kindle, as well!

07.02.2025 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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G.E.N.I.U.S. & Magic (Chronicles of Maybia) G.E.N.I.U.S. & Magic (Chronicles of Maybia) [Rodat, John] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. G.E.N.I.U.S. & Magic (Chronicles of Maybia)

Iโ€™m a lazy boy, but itโ€™d give me motivation to write a sequel if you read my first comic fantasy!

Fans and critics have name checked Pratchett, Voltaire & DeSade praising this ridiculous romp. Please give a look!

07.02.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He could have whatever he wanted.

Narrator: And what he wanted was a friend group of a half-dozen college-aged boys with nicknames like BigBalls.

06.02.2025 23:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Investors, pay extra for *private* flood insurance!

06.02.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No worries? May have been processed in a facility that contains worries. May contain worries. May just be worries. Is worries. Plenty. So much.

06.02.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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