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J, The Village Blacksmith

@theknifeguy.bsky.social

Science couldn’t kill me and neither can you! *gets stabbed*

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Still from the television show From showing the Matthews family by their RV looking at the downed tree in the road during the first episode. Text reads "why is there a tree in the middle of the road"

Still from the television show From showing the Matthews family by their RV looking at the downed tree in the road during the first episode. Text reads "why is there a tree in the middle of the road"

When things are about to start going really bad for you

18.02.2026 15:14 — 👍 35    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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This is hell

18.02.2026 01:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Good luck finding someone with enough money to buy it that wasn’t on the Epstein list

17.02.2026 15:29 — 👍 432    🔁 31    💬 8    📌 1
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Very rough sketch of my Starfinder character’s jacket

17.02.2026 05:00 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Season two needs to come out already, I need more of these weird little freak ass pirates on my tv

17.02.2026 04:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He’s always been there for me

17.02.2026 04:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I've known this guy my whole life

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Do we have a good alternative to Discord yet

Please for the love of god don’t say Slack

16.02.2026 18:16 — 👍 127    🔁 5    💬 13    📌 0

Charlie made her stop because grooming teen girls is the man’s job in a traditional Christian household

16.02.2026 04:58 — 👍 795    🔁 140    💬 1    📌 3

We can’t have chatgpt boyfriends anymore because of Warkness

15.02.2026 21:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jesus Christ that’s bleak

15.02.2026 21:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

6. advocating for mental health means even when it’s ugly and hard and not just when it’s art therapy colouring books
7. you don’t have to forgive people to move on
8. i’m pretty certain neurodiverse people invented everything
9. pets will tell you where the ghosts are
10. kindness will win

06.02.2026 22:25 — 👍 279    🔁 27    💬 2    📌 0
A man in a leather jacket and green shirt with an earpiece and a brown ponytail, the "I refuse the question" guy.

A man in a leather jacket and green shirt with an earpiece and a brown ponytail, the "I refuse the question" guy.

White kid in a brown hoodie winding up a punch

White kid in a brown hoodie winding up a punch

Skinny white guy in a purple hoodie getting ready to roundhouse kick the shit out of the camera

Skinny white guy in a purple hoodie getting ready to roundhouse kick the shit out of the camera

Support/Tank/DPS

14.02.2026 13:09 — 👍 6946    🔁 2005    💬 36    📌 45
A crystal Shrek crafted by Swarovski, priced at $950

A crystal Shrek crafted by Swarovski, priced at $950

I hope he got me the Swarovski crystal Shrek for Valentine’s Day this year.

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Far Side

14.02.2026 13:03 — 👍 606    🔁 55    💬 10    📌 4

The most expensive treasure in Pikmin 2:

14.02.2026 09:14 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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3D Pinball: Space Cadet (1995)

13.02.2026 21:36 — 👍 1499    🔁 257    💬 51    📌 45
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‘Killing Satoshi’ Bitcoin Biopic Starring Pete Davidson and Casey Affleck Set to Use AI for Locations and to ‘Adjust’ Performances (EXCLUSIVE) Bitcoin biopic 'Killing Satoshi' starring Pete Davidson plans to use all-AI locations and AI adjustments for performances rather than reshoots.

a contender for the stupidest fucking headline I've ever read. a journey into hideousness, every word worse than the last

14.02.2026 07:29 — 👍 206    🔁 25    💬 7    📌 10

Survival-themed cyberpunk RPG where instead of weapon durability, you need to purchase a subscription for each weapon, which depletes based on how much damage you inflict. Hit points exist in-universe as a value calculated by your weapons' built-in biometric scanners to meter subscription usage.

14.02.2026 04:59 — 👍 690    🔁 94    💬 33    📌 6

Because only Elon musk is stupid enough to try to build up there

14.02.2026 01:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

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Elon Musk genuinely has to be regarded as one of history’s pre-eminent mass murderers

13.02.2026 00:31 — 👍 2108    🔁 717    💬 40    📌 15

you still wake up in the dark and hear them, don't you Clarice... the screaming of the blue checks

13.02.2026 01:02 — 👍 211    🔁 21    💬 9    📌 3
I know this will trigger a few, but I don't trust the intuition of anyone that's voluntarily paralyzed their third eye with Botox

I know this will trigger a few, but I don't trust the intuition of anyone that's voluntarily paralyzed their third eye with Botox

every day i get to come onto the internet and read a sentence i could never have conceived of in my wildest dreams

13.02.2026 01:18 — 👍 1555    🔁 159    💬 68    📌 21

I really want people to think about this. After all the insane lawsuits, all the threats, all the bullshit weve seen from this admin and the targets who kneeled in fear, an average Joe called the president a Pedophile protector to his face and didn't get touched. That's the Power of a union.

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Cartoon. Person says to other person „We invented a robot that answers questions.“, adding, „we just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day“. The other person asks „But it answers the questions correctly?“ Person responds „Oh my goodness, no. No no no no no.“

By Aram J. French

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Cartoon. Person says to other person „We invented a robot that answers questions.“, adding, „we just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day“. The other person asks „But it answers the questions correctly?“ Person responds „Oh my goodness, no. No no no no no.“ By Aram J. French Appropriated due to missing alt text

12.02.2026 13:44 — 👍 12568    🔁 4090    💬 3    📌 60

You mean the guy who’s father was a high ranking nazi officer who escaped facing trial for war crimes and hid in South Africa, that Peter Thiel??

12.02.2026 23:02 — 👍 38    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

That’s the taddy guarantee

12.02.2026 21:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Its Jessica Lange from American Horror Story stating in regards to constant lying from some person "There's not going to be a a moon city you stupid slut."

Its Jessica Lange from American Horror Story stating in regards to constant lying from some person "There's not going to be a a moon city you stupid slut."

10.02.2026 18:00 — 👍 169    🔁 28    💬 0    📌 1

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