MadisonBelmar

Pic of a tray of roasted vegetable lasagna, which was delicious

Roasted vegetable lasagna, an Ina Garten recipe with a lot of liberties taken. Still delicious with a 2020 North Coast Syrah from Jolie Laide. Could have gone Italian here, but hey , the bottle was open #wine #food

AI Escher

Cicero was beheaded and his hands nailed to the doors of the Senate by Antony’s henchmen.

Just saying.

I suspect that GOP campaign operatives will describe the tattoo somewhat differently next summer and fall should Platner become the Dem nominee.

Obvious nonsense and unnecessary. They could just fire her without any reason!

Mets fans enjoyed his performance in the 1986 WS

He’s approaching Andreesen territory with his own

Everyone except Trump seems to understand that this is not only the future, but the present.

If you’re a lawyer, volunteer for them. Your firm will understand.

(As long as you still hit 2,000 billable hours for the year)

Pic of a Martini made with Brockman’s Gin, garnished with three blueberries.

Successfully replaced two bathroom faucets today, rewarding myself with a Brockman’s gin martini. Yes, those are blueberries.

It can be done. No idea how likely; I mean, none of my clients ever did anything like that.

He’s just so stupid and evil

“Do you have a warrant?”

“No? Come back when you do.”

20 minutes later in the movie, the police captain grudgingly gives them back. “I hope you know what you’re doing, McConkey.”

Thank you for your service in the cobalt wars

Good client, said nothing.

Are…are you suggesting that she is the only person with standing to object to the demolition?

Time to rename your account, bc whatever you’re posting, they’re not facts.

Beginning to suspect that all of the competent people at the FBI were fired or quit.

I get it, but have you *met* a Trump voter?

It’s the format used for forfeiture proceedings. Think, “we convicted the drug lord, now we’re going to confiscate and auction off the fleet of Escalades he used to move the product.”

But *not* gambling on NBA games?

Blocked

“I HOPE THIS EMAIL FINDS YOU WELL, I SHALL NOW MAKE SOME PREJUDICIAL PARTY ADMISSIONS”

Can you blame him?

You can probably guess which of the two I didn’t get

So you played yesterday’s Spelling Bee

Well, that fixes everything 🙄

TIL this guy lives in Maine

I know lots of men my age and younger who were in the service for years and somehow emerged without a single Nazi tattoo. A few tats they later regretted, perhaps, but no Nazi ones. Maybe find candidates from within their ranks?

Staying too long at the party