@oldschoolzero.bsky.social
The secret alt account of your problematic fave
Back flat knees up that's the way I like to tuck
06.12.2025 05:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shit did I set the game to "rhetoric" difficulty again, fuck, this is gonna be tough
06.12.2025 03:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0but what if it's an optional side quest
06.12.2025 03:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0So do you use a hula hoop or what
06.12.2025 02:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The Daniels, maybe?
05.12.2025 21:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Trying to think what working modern director is willing to antagonize the audience enough to pull it off. Gaspar Noe? Miranda July? Conor O'Malley?
05.12.2025 20:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Minky boodle!
05.12.2025 20:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Got my mojo rising, there's a strudel on my poodle
05.12.2025 20:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Elon Musk winning Best EA Sports FC Player with 1.25 hours played
05.12.2025 17:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Getting slimed for saying I don't know as I accept the nickelodeon best person award, the first federally required viewing show on Netflix
05.12.2025 17:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bushit real good *doot doodoot doot doot, doodoodoo doodoo doodoo doot*
04.12.2025 22:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shit, who do you think you got it from? What viral swamp did you post in???
04.12.2025 18:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You're right, you are sick
04.12.2025 18:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Gaspar Noe's Trek Climax!
04.12.2025 18:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Very sleepy today
04.12.2025 18:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That's the (malortmas) spirit!
04.12.2025 18:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That's what I'm saying. It's a cursed object and unfortunately the only way out is through.
04.12.2025 18:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Correlation is not causation but I'm still side eyeing that bottle of malort
04.12.2025 18:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Better than Nuzzi, the hoarse girl
04.12.2025 18:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do restaurant wait staff still have to memorize an entire first act musical book and choreography to perform just in case it's Janet in accounting's birthday on a Wednesday?
04.12.2025 03:08 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0In fact, I do
04.12.2025 05:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you know what
04.12.2025 05:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Brain clouds, turned out
04.12.2025 04:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do restaurant wait staff still have to memorize an entire first act musical book and choreography to perform just in case it's Janet in accounting's birthday on a Wednesday?
04.12.2025 03:08 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0How dare you
03.12.2025 20:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You really can say anything on here and no one can stop you.
For instance, Go Bears.
No, uh, job
03.12.2025 18:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"I'm havin a breakdown," says one crudely-drawn stick figure to another. "You'll be OK," says the second. The first stick figure exclaims, "AGGHHH", and collapses. His head and outstretched arms and legs spell out the letters O-K.
You’ll Be OK
03.12.2025 17:41 — 👍 13905 🔁 3751 💬 68 📌 78I hit ctrl+z when I should have just selected and deleted in a 170k row excel doc and I may as well go home since my work computer now can't do anything for the next few days
03.12.2025 17:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Napster, but somehow worse for musicians
03.12.2025 17:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
