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David S. Pumpkins - any questions?

@attychris.bsky.social

I’m a lawyer. I like fire, ancient languages, and soccer.

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07.10.2025 20:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a tuxedo says " do you like phil collins " in front of a bookshelf ALT: a man in a tuxedo says " do you like phil collins " in front of a bookshelf
06.10.2025 23:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pfffft, skip all of those so-called classics and watch some *really* compelling movies like Dude, Where’s My Car? and Eurotrip!

06.10.2025 22:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We have an affirmative duty to ostracize them.

06.10.2025 13:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

RACISTS HATE THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK

05.10.2025 19:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yum.

05.10.2025 17:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

is there anything more stressful than being a middle aged white guy and not knowing if we’re about to handshake, fist-bump, elbow-bump, or relaxed hand grab and/or hug?

05.10.2025 14:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No. I’m so sorry.

05.10.2025 14:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Definitely not a plant.

05.10.2025 11:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a skeleton costume is giving a thumbs up and says " any questions " ALT: a man in a skeleton costume is giving a thumbs up and says " any questions "
05.10.2025 00:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Throw them both in and see which one burns.

04.10.2025 23:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man holding a note that says welcome ta baahstun on it ALT: a man holding a note that says welcome ta baahstun on it
04.10.2025 02:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just when you think he couldn’t become more of a POS.

02.10.2025 23:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Any questions?

02.10.2025 22:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Has some Book of Kells vibes.

01.10.2025 17:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ChatGPT told me to tell you that you’re delusional. After it told me how great I am, of course.

01.10.2025 12:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s not okay.

01.10.2025 02:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hattie B’s is the best.

30.09.2025 01:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤣🤣

29.09.2025 18:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Um, what is happening at the bottom of your video there, buddy?

29.09.2025 18:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

BREAKING NEWS: DEPARTMENT OF WAR SECRETARY HEGSETH SIGNS UP ALL MILITARY BRASS FOR ALPHA MALE BOOTCAMP

28.09.2025 17:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

please forgive me for thinking that Meateater was a new restaurant instead of *checks notes* a clothing store

28.09.2025 01:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This guy knows.

28.09.2025 01:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*if

28.09.2025 01:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not a price point, but the kind of restaurant. I’d you sit down with no servers and they bring the food to you, I’m okay with it. Otherwise, burn in hell.

28.09.2025 01:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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han solo from star wars is making a funny face with his hand on his head . ALT: han solo from star wars is making a funny face with his hand on his head .
27.09.2025 23:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hell yeah!!

27.09.2025 22:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Love J5.

27.09.2025 02:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes, DP trumps all.

26.09.2025 23:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If she says anything, tell her she passed your proofreading test. 🤣

26.09.2025 20:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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