Nina Telegina

Ah, the Roman back massage!

A friend just sent me an AI generated image of American revolutionaries throwing Teslas into the Boston Harbor and I swear this timeline just gets weirder.

Nina Telegina at Holy Moly Spoken Word Part-time pirate advocate (and excellent poet) Nina Telegina takes to our stage this March. Plus our regular open mic!

Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social splices our mainbraces this March 16th, 7-9pm at the Mole Hole, Gravesend! Sign up for the open mic on the night. Free entry but support us on Eventbrite or we'll plunder your doubloons.

www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/nina-teleg...

Musk’s status as a “special government employee” limits him to 130 days in the executive branch. However, despite working daily—documented by his own X posts—they claim he only works one day a week, effectively stretching his limit to 130 weeks. This needs to be brought to Congress—please share.

'Did you even say thank you?'

All of them.

Had a dream that Netflix, instead of offering streaming, now offered "constant screaming". And everyone named Terry had now been renamed "Terror".
So that's how my night went.

Why does this have such Death Star vibes? 🤔

This is my test rivet. It is also my first ever rivet. I have successfully hammered my first bit of steel into place.
I AM LAUGHING LIKE A GOBLIN!
This may be the stupidest timeline, but I am embracing my stupidest talents: watching YouTube tutorials and weilding a hammer

Sorry, missed this somehow! That's incredible, I had no idea about catsup/tomatoes! Shall have to give old Heinz a try

Yes, Gus knows that everything is pretty heavy right now, and as a piece of plated metal, he does appreciate the weight of the situation. If you don't want to see his attempted restoration, just ignore us, we'll understand. We will, however, be posting updates, mostly because: fuck it
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This is Gus. Gus the gauntlet. One day Gus dreams of being part of a suit of armour. Unfortunately, despite my efforts to clean him so far, Gus & I have had to admit that *inside* he is VERY rusty. Therefore we are about to embark on a restoration journey. Thoughts & slayers please for Gus! 1/2

Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

Oops 😬

Pshah! Like that would ever happen!
*Laughs in 1787*

A rare species of bed alligator has been spotted recently at my house. He lies in wait to pounce on anyone who comes within snuggle distance

Men don't have emotions, they're too rational. So they have delusions of grandeur instead.

Yep! Get yourself a YouTube tutorial and some curtain tape, and make sure not to go with too thick a fabric for your first go 🧵

New Despicable Me villain just dropped

OK this is more like it.

I'm fairly sure the reason we've let all these school shootings slide was so we'd be protected by the 2nd amendment ball fondlers if the government turned tyrannical. Honestly, I'm starting to think they just liked guns.

"This job will make you dangerous!"
I'll say! No work life balance, no decent compensation, no career security, and no support from management by the looks of it... it's giving Milton from Office Space eventually setting the building on fire

If you're protesting today, I love you, be brave, and stay safe.

Excuse ME, the tangleband nards are CLEARLY quantum, while the fromp chamber is analog to the vimce ray!

Right?! Should someone maybe figure out who these security guards are, and why the fuck they're picking their noses while he steals the whole country's data?

Most Ukrainians I know would run circles around the majority of Russians and Americans in terms of IQ 🤷‍♀️

American windows just aren't as dangerous as Russian windows, it seems.