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First time an AI has surpassed the real thing unequivocally

I popped off on Twitter but basically this government is actively working to destroy public education and it's not even subtle anymore

Getting ready for another day of teaching with my daily affirmations

Idk how you can unironically be a incel man, idk what you look like or how you behave there is a straight woman out there who will go mental with arousal at the thought of sniffing a flap of your skin.

Live: State highway closes, thousands lose power in heavy rain

Thank fuck this is only 1 in 100 years! Imagine if it happened every week..

Wild that of all the things to happen on twitter this is one of the ones I find most disgusting

Ok so there are literally tens of thousands of classics nerds desperate to explain in detail how classical societies functioned why does every single property set in classical times suck fucking shit for getting the basics right. Those nerds will fact check for free.

Kind of telling on myself a little but *super* good for the mental health that a not insignificant number of people I match with/exchange numbers with in a romantic context will inexplicably ghost/go no contact cool cool cool this is just a normal thing now I'm cool.

Dating in Hamilton is kind of elite as an educated leftist man because your competition is like 99% fish boys and hunter dudes. It can be hard to find a date to start with but existing is enough to make a good impression lmao

Every novel should have Parry mechanics and invincibility frame dodge rolls. Cab you imagine how sick pride and prejudice would be if Mr Darcy could parry a lady's affections. Crime n Pun if Rodion could dodge roll through his feelings

Level 10 Groupchat- Scotts Chemical Romance

Level 90 Groupchat- Uplion

Level 98 Groupchat- the one labelled Polycuties

Level 99 Groupchat- Department of Fumbles

Level ??? Groupchat- Kids (the absolutely fucking deranged one with my mum and siblings)

I do not "work on myself", I do not "enjoy being single", I do not "examine my self image"! I am in a relationship or I Yearn.

As a street thug my autocratic right wing leader will- *checks notes* oh fuck *reads more* shit shit shit

Matched with a lady who had game of thrones in a photo behind her so I asked her what her favourite books were to try and bait out a pleasant conversation about Jon Snow and she dropped "I love Harry Potter and Animal Farm" on my lap fucking RIP

Someone has games the SEO to put some Roblox site at the top of Google results when you search for Google classroom and I intend to ki-

Getting really excited over someone's dating profile on an app is the modern day equivalent of Henry the Eighth getting bricked up over the portrait of Anne of Cleves

Every time a pretty lady shows even a hint of romantic interest in me the little guy inside the cockpit in my skull places both hands on the sick as fuck looking throttle labelled "fumble" and punches it like he's sending the millennium falcon to lightspeed

Voice training so I sound like Christian Bale in howls moving castle so my DMs explode after dozens of 11/10s slide in

Are our politicians safe from threats and 'free to lead'? MPs discussed online harm and the safety of public figures in a panel at Parliament this week. Why has it worsened and what is fuelling it?

Just not sure how any outlet can cover this stuff without acknowledging that members of government, including both DPMs this term *regularly* engage in stochastic rhetoric and that Seymour's "blow up the Ministry of Pacific People's" was a huge warning sign for abuse

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Apologies for the sudden deluge of deranged posts someone requested I mirror on bsky

Me and who

Shooting Nazis off that bridge is an extremely enjoyable experience

I have union dixie on my morning shower playlist for the American flatmate and rifles of the IRA for the British flatmate you gotta keep em humble

Imagine being the guy assigned to Honeypot Mamdani and you just get oneshotted by this pic when you start to do your background research

Bro some friends of mine said the way they described me to others is "the guy on three podcasts" it's fucking over for me dog I'm going to die alone

This guy is explaining how he did it, and making it clear it's not magic - it's just not accepting the narrow low turnout fight over the scraps electoral strategy.

If Michael Wood was leader of the Labour Party we'd be storming the Beehive to start the People's Republic of Aotearoa and the Pacific

When you riff so hard you manifest a reality with a separate Afrikaner electoral roll with its own dedicated parliament seat