My bus driver just called out the people watching videos on speaker and I think we should make him mayor

These leaves are useful if you ever need to make salad in a spinch

SOMETIMES WHEN I CAN'T FIND JOY I FIND CURIOSITY (Mean Machine comic - rat detective with magnifying glass.) WELL WELL WELL NOW WHAT THE FUCK DO WE HAVE HERE?

That Siri request gonna fail too 😂

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Ya but if it’s about whether you’ve placed the shot well (rather than whether the keeper can save it) then it isn’t a bad thing to consider, no?

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

It’s a bit of a downer when you suddenly realize there’s an IB

And jersey colors

Robertson is not impeding Donnarumma there.

Yeah I did get that, horrible penalty

Was that a penalty you think? I felt like it was incredibly soft for VAR to give

Aaaand is on a yellow now. Weird yellow to give

Same! Fuck it. I kicked Nick Pope out, I don’t like having a 5.1 keeper, and it’s not fun. Helped me get the money

Similar position. I have to move Woltemade to make money and then sell Gakpo or Sarr. Not feeling good waiting

#FPL are crystal Palace going to be tired or is Mateta still a good pick? I want to get rid of Woltemade now that I’ve kept Pedro long enough to keep him longer 😓

That is so lucky; nice

Why are people selling him before Burnley? No way

Am I crazy to captain Timber?

That’s lass-oo then not lass-o

My bad, you literally said you like pain and I questioned you

Wouldn’t Kudus be a safer bench than Semenyo?

A photo of Elijah Wood as Frodo Baggins and Ian Holm as Bilbo Baggins from Peter Jackson's The Lord of the Rings Trilogy

'The "uncle" who Frodo said got rich by adventuring with Dwarves is actually a distant cousin, he clarified on Monday.' - Lobelia Sackville-Baggins, The Shire Post

What doubles and blanks? Where can I read more?

Can confirm, wearing a turtleneck is annoying

Pedri always looks like he hasn’t slept in about four days and Arda Guler looks like he hasn’t woken up

Impossible to win with that, or even play

Just disingenuous to portray the right footed center back like that

In a way it makes sense, because certain angles come more naturally and are easier to play

The center backs are not allowed to turn