Uncited Podcast 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦

Beowulf is James Bond, Hamlet is Seinfeld, and Sir Gawain and the Green Knight is the Tim Burton/Helena Bonham Carter/Johnny Depp dynamic from the 2000s-early 2010s.

We've loved having you as part of the squad, Jamie ❤️

Which Witch Ditched Willow Sound?

Amy gave one last book a rave review before we close out the show: The Witch of Willow Sound by Vanessa F. Penney 📚💙

If you have messages you'd like to share or things you'd like to hear in our last episode ever, drop a reply! We'll be wrapping it up Monday ❤️

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Uncited's Finest Hour ft. Scott Pilgrim (and Ben)

It's finally over! We have talked about every Scott Pilgrim book!

Big thank you to Ben from @wordsaboutbooks.bsky.social for wrapping up this series with us 📚💙

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Chip and Needy from Jennifer's Body walking down the hallway at school

Paul and Jay from It Follows walking down the sidewalk with a person following behind

We're looking at two movies that are spooky in form and also very deep in meaning. Cult classics from two different kinds of cults.

Get your Low Shoulder charity CD single and seashell compact kindle ready for Jennifer's Body and It Follows 🎥

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A Good Egg

Amy and her husband Sam are talking about Tales of Dunk and Egg by George R. R. Martin! 💙📚

Chantelle takes a break. Amy says it's because Chantelle is old. Amy is fired from the podcast, probably.

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Diary Like a Nobody's Watching

We're talking about Diary of a Nobody!

This is one Victorian novel that SHOULD consistently make it to present day reading lists but does it? No! Because the MAN doesn't want you to think comedy is Real Literature. 💙📚

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🚨 New podcast episode 🚨 ‘Jane Eyre’ Chapter 1 - by Charlotte Brontë

Turns out? Charlotte Brontë invented the "Blood Room" for time-outs.

Listen anywhere:
nuzzlehouse.com

Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups.

A Stuart McLean, Mean, Storytelling Machine

What is UP party people?? Happy New Year!

Amy is talking about Stuart McLean today. The Vinyl Cafe is apparently an integral part of Canadian culture that everyone has heard of except me. We're also talking about our favourite holiday stories! 📚💙

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Movie poster: Carry-On shows TSA agent looking into foreground while a man in a baseball cap looks at the floor in the background

Movie poster: Die Hard 2 shows Bruce Willis in front of a background of an airplane flying toward an explosion

Picture this: you're at the airport on Christmas Eve and you just want to get home to enjoy the holiday with your lady love. But oh no, the airport is under threat! You're the only one who can save everyone!

New episode on Die Hard 2 and Carry-On 📽️

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Kids never really understand how hard their parents have it until they make their family disappear

That Son of a Bysshe, Ozymandias

Hey, remember when Frankenstein's creature read Ozymandias in that movie? Us too! We're talking about the Percy Bysshe Shelley poem today. 📚💙

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Frankenstein: Reanimated (2025 Movie Edition)

When we started this show five years ago, we didn't realize people would be listening to that first episode on Frankenstein half a decade later. But here we are, talking about Frankenstein again!

We watched the 2025 Guillermo del Toro movie and you should too 📚💙 📽️💙

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Actually if you pay close attention, they tie up that loose plot thread right at the end when we find out he's not smart enough to banter unless he has advance notice to rehearse it in the shower first

And just think how many of those Nuzzle House episodes were ALSO you sticking it to Glen

Spotify wrapped top podcasts

And I stand by recommending every one of these

@wordsaboutbooks.bsky.social
@redditonwiki.bsky.social
@nuzzlehouse.bsky.social
@timelinescav.bsky.social

She is! I sent her a screenshot of you zoning out on her summary because she never checks social media.

These Hulk Hogan episodes are getting me through so much number crunching right now. The sound of cackling in the background after Nate revealed the second book was peak Nate's Nightmare November

Out of the Tom Jones Woods (Part 4)

It's HAPPENING! We are DONE with Henry Fielding's The History of Tom Jones: A Foundling. Are you ready for the plot twist to end all plot twists? 📚💙

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Broke: Yelling at Starbucks employees about limited edition glass bear cups

Woke: ✨ anti-consumerism ✨

Bespoke: Keeping the Kraft peanut butter bear-shaped glass jar as a piggy bank since the 1990s so you can save your loonies and toonies every year

You need to hone the skills, Ben.

E.g. "Would you like to start us off with a popcorn prayer?"

Year 1: Umm, I don't really know how to do that ❌ No! They will give you individual Bible study!

Year 2: Actually, I've already had my private conversation with the Lord ✅ You can hang with your gf

Sorry it wasn't covered in your Exorcist episode 🤷 I heavily suspect that Amy's Catholic upbringing and my three summer trips to Bible camp where I discovered bisexuality didn't adequately cover the nuances of the faith branches

You're goddamn right I do!

WAHHH! WHAT'S NEW, PUSSYCAT? (Tom Jones Part 3)

We've been in the jungle made of The History of Tom Jones for a month and a half. The forest floor is littered in 18th century history texts. The birdsong cries out "she left him her muff" and the trees grow tall from the tears of Tom's spurned lovers. 📚💙

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Movie poster-style image with black background. Top says in cursive font: A Rose for Emily. Middle has a young woman and old woman in profile each looking at a red rose. Bottom says in book script: And they say romance is dead with red splatter over the last word

Me pulling out this fake movie poster every couple of years like Eliza bragging about her orphanage at the end of Hamilton

Once again being anti trans rights is not only immoral it's a political liability.

Wow big day for people who have morals and values that make sense, great job everyone!

Yeah, you nailed it! You've got the Amy episodes down

The picnic scene/battle of wits from The Princess Bride. The man in black sits in front of two wine goblets and says Where is the poison?

Drew Barrymore playing Casey in Scream crouches on the phone while a voice on the other line says What door am I at?

We're talking about an iconic, highly quotable movie that satirizes a genre while being a perfect example of that genre! New episode out today 💙📽️

#Filmsky #Scream #ThePrincessBride

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He's Tom Jonesin' to Get This Girl Pregnant

We're still talking about Tom Jones! Is this going to be the most we ever talk about one book? Probably! 📚💙

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Portland Frog gets it

It's Not Unusual for Tom Jones to Get the Short End of the Stick

WHAT'S NEW, PUSSYCAT? We're talking about Tom Jones!

Oh, I'm getting word now that's the wrong Tom Jones. We're talking about The History of Tom Jones, A Foundling! 📚💙

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