Unsweetened Caroline

Your tits are fake.

I know several people with texture issues who can’t do them.

Excuse me, but—the FUCK?!

I'm not a climate doomer, because that's what the powerful want. They want people to give up and say "it's too late."

Even if it is too late, I'd still rather the world decarbonize if only to fuck up the fossil fuel companies.

If you refuse to believe in a better future, at least believe in spite.

Doooo eeeeet!

Oh, Brody King is the fucking BEST, just an amazing dude

THANK YOU.

Man I'm so goddamn sick of ai. "Wahhh you can't have a reasonable conversation about ai on here," yeah maybe be mad about the two year parade of scam artists and financial charlatans and environmental ruiners who have radicalized everyone against the spell check that agrees with you

That is some of the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. Couldn’t they make up something better?

All of David Leavitt’s posts being labeled as spam by Bluesky

Uh, if any of you follow @davidleavitt.bsky.social or just aren’t fans of total fuckery and censorship, maybe you want to email Bluesky at moderation@blueskyweb.xyz because they’re labeling every single one of his posts as spam.

Every post by David Leavitt labeled as spam

Uh, I’m gonna email them again, because

Will do!

Not spam, no matter what Bluesky tells you.

Why tf is this labeled as spam by Bluesky???

I joined a club for feeble people like me. We meet weakly.

I am going to have to hear shitty, shitty takes about this from my mom, and my blood pressure is already spiking in anticipation

James Van Der Beek, Star of ‘Dawson’s Creek,’ Dies at 48 He also starred in the films ‘Varsity Blues’ and ‘The Rules of Attraction’ and in the sitcom ‘Don’t Trust the B---- in Apartment 23.’

Well, this fucking sucks.

YEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!

My favorite vegan/vegetarian joint (we only have two in our town right now) got bought by some old drunken boomer who is putting chicken on the menu.

WWWWHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!???????

Their social media has been pretty condescending to anyone not thrilled about the chicken carcasses, too.

A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years

Having a good scream, watching some really scary horror movies (they can be super cathartic/can hit the reset button on your brain), go to a kickboxing class so you have an excuse to furiously pummel and kick something until you are exhausted. These are things that have really helped me.

Yes.

Big same.

What is the greatest sandwich you have ever eaten?

Probably Yub Nub from RETURN OF THE JEDI, tbh.

I don’t have psoriasis, so could someone clue me in—are all of these drug commercials for psoriasis treatments as unhinged and over the top and kind of insulting as I think they are?

I mean, they’re definitely my SECOND thought.

CANNIBAL JELLYFISH WITH A DISAPPEARING ANUS ARE TERRORIZING VENICE.

Roses are red, ICE is a menace,

🎵 If they ask you to pay money it's a scam 👏👏
🎵 If they ask you to pay money it's a scam 👏👏
🎵 that is not your favorite author or a stunning book club offer
🎵 They are asking you for money=it's a scam 👏👏

Other than the (fucking amazing) halftime show, I passed on the Super Bowl and watched SALUTE OF THE JUGGER (aka THE BLOOD OF HEROES) instead, and booooooy howdy, this might be my new yearly ritual.