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I love every movie on this list except Skinamarink—it’s not that it’s not a great movie, it’s just that severe ADHD and misophonia make it impossible for me to enjoy it.

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Yes! Final Girls Support Group was great, and if you like audiobooks that one is narrated by Adrienne King.

I’ve been on a Grady Hendrix kick, I really enjoyed My Best Friend’s Exorcism, The Southern Book Club’s Guide to Vampire Slaying, and How to Sell a Haunted House.

Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.

THANK YOU. The Big Sexy Moments are what you see in Oscarbait movies, the real shit is unsexy—sometimes it involves DMV levels of unsexiness.

Don’t be a Santa Truther.

Didn’t they also throw batteries at Santa?

I asked the best way to cook brussel sprouts and I’m getting roasted in the comments

Dessert Mac is a thing! It’s important to be specific.

First you get an ouija board…

It’s the new, affordable meth/ketamine hybrid that all of the moderation teams love!

Kethamine: When you want to make Twitter-level bad decisions but you don’t have Elon’s drug budget.

This actually makes sense to me. Or they’re all trying kethamine, the new meth/ketamine hybrid taking the tech world by storm.

Maybe they’ve all come down with Mad Cow Disease…???

1) That is amazing
2) I’ve been in work training literally all day, WHAT THE HELL HAS BEEN GOING ON UP IN HERE

I do not wish to learn about the "protocols" of the social media site I am on. I just want to make lil jokes with my friends and not see nazis. Why is this so hard for anyone who makes a social media site to understand

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

Chiitan remains the greatest.

A photo of Lindsey dressed in a blue jacket with a medieval urine wheel, holding a sign that reads: "taste the urine!"

Are you exhausted by the world? Come take refuge in my weird and wonderful corner of #Bluesky - where I post medical history content that will make you happy to live in 2025!

Medieval urine wheels! Opium toothpaste! Cemetery guns! I got it all. I love sharing my passion for this niche subject.

This is ABSOLUTELY the content I need in my life.

I mean, if they won’t return them to the Inuit then they deserve to have them heisted.

I mean, also awful. But amazing.

Holy shit. That’s amazing.

Okay, I have to know how you invent a fake continent. Or I probably won’t be able to sleep.

I mean, I’m with Cargill—The Final Terror is kinda great.

#TheFinalTerror #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

Multi-generational vulture nests hold 700 years of human artifacts Crossbow bolts, sandals, slingshots, and more.

super cool study found human artifacts in Bearded vulture nests, incl. "weaponry like a crossbow bolt and wooden lance, decorated sheep leather, and parts of a slingshot....a shoe made from twigs and grass is ~675-years-old." link to paper: doi.org/10.1002/ecy..... www.popsci.com/environment/... 🧪🌍🦉

people without ADHD don’t understand how EXPENSIVE it is to clean the house. If I put it away I will literally NEVER SEE IT AGAIN and now I have to buy all new stuff and my house is EVEN MESSIER

That sounds like the opening to half of the Scholastic Book Club purchases I made as a kid, lol.

I might still have a Cabbage Patch Dolls record from the 80s that would sound AMAZING on that, lol.

Rural Georgia? Yeah, DEFINITELY haunted.