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Damn! That's a Lot of Titty. I was a 36I until I gained enough weight to change my band size and now I have no clue what actual size I am but my freshman college roommate was a J cup.

A-fucking-men! I am starting to think I need that on a shirt. And I have an embroidery machine, so I just need to find a clean unstained shirt in my dresser...

Clearly you require grooming!

Happy Adonisversary!

He practices regularly!

😻 😻 😻 😻 😻 😻

The dogs will probably deal pretty handily with the squirrels...

From when I worked internal helpdesk: "Sir. Please stop. I know how to spell* 'Nguyen'. There are sixteen Nguyens in the California facility - which one are you?"

*and almost correctly pronounce, because I went to high school with a girl named Ngan

Meanwhile it is snowing lightly in central MN and it's supposed to drop to negatives this weekend.

On the one hand, I would love to live somewhere where February was early spring, otoh I have no humidity tolerance anymore so MN it is...

Friend of mine with family in Massachusetts "My cousins keep trying to get me to swim in the ocean. Nope. Not gonna. There are Things in there. With TEETH."

Us too, we're starting to get slushbogs. I can only hope that the eventual ice is horrendous, because ice.

Mostly no snow left in the cities, which means everything is going to be mud. And then freeze. Yay.

Although it appears to be snowing at the moment...

Not the counter!

The weather this entire week is absolute garbage.

Oh no!

My sister's childhood cat liked to drown his toys (mostly pipe cleaners), and on one memorable occasion, the corpse of the gerbil he'd managed to liberate from their aquarium.

I got a splinter from the wicker? table at my bf's apartment (furnished, mostly college students, natch). The next day I was in the ER getting IV antibiotics, with red streaks up my arm to the shoulder.

It gets EVERYWHERE.

We were returning to MN once when the crosswinds were so bad they sent us to Duluth to refuel and wait for the winds to die down.

It's also windy here in MN but as you might remember, MN metro windy pales in comparison to the windy of open prairie and desert.

That said, the wind chimes are near constant today, which delights me endlessly and probably annoys the people who live next door in the Airbnb.

I love these SO MUCH

Thank you for writing them!

What the actual fuck??

I get this here in MN when I say I was raised LCMS, because it's one of the few places in the country that actually understands what it means. But that's an outlier.

I will eat all the coconut ones for you!

The sad part is that she was already in office when Franken stepped down so we can't even blame him for that. She's just this side of conservative so she gets the police endorsement and all the rural red hats vote for her.

I toyed with the idea of babydoll sheep before I decided to get rid of the lawn. Although they're probably against code here.

I'm sorry you are trapped with dingbats.

And it should happen MUCH earlier, as a warning instead of notice of malfunction.

We had a mug with Beulah on it!

I have an ipsy pouch I did that with, because it has sequins. ;-)