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Swiss (Bio-)Statistician, Currently unemployed. Still not quite sure what vibe I should be targeting on this website, but I'll likely be sharing both nerdy professional stuff and funny nerdy things.

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I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one

14.11.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4119    πŸ” 692    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 36

Imagine if we took all the funding we gave to AI for one year and gave it to someone like dolphin speech experts or primatologists or blacksmiths or something. Like just try it and see what happens

12.11.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Gnostics:

12.11.2025 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 252    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy

11.11.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8988    πŸ” 1695    πŸ’¬ 312    πŸ“Œ 372
WHAT YOUR FAVORITE MEDIEVAL LATIN SCRIPT SAYS ABOUT YOU
Rustic Caps
HOCROCU:
QUIDIRIA
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SIRNINISI
IDEMANDI
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propanmaNo
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Merovingian
or aesfeaello
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Visigothic
รวฑปรแทนไขกัน
manaf celebri
gukunair di
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fimal din wouct
You are a nerd
Insular quodoranni
NOSt
Perprophem
LCCCOREUSDO
IHorcusanue
ten tobam
Beneventan
monafthomet
eqa'tuluf meg
Fsbeftmara. el
Egot fuul-fetpf.
Carolingian
Sounda gu inter le prope
contentof λ―Έ
homencbur de
Gothic
woace
deliccus puca!!
segena
You are a nerd
fegulom fei De
monafieho Co
You are a nerd
You are a nerd
tr.ntoged
mΓ‘ne fana:
fligut cure
naly telle
You are a nerd

WHAT YOUR FAVORITE MEDIEVAL LATIN SCRIPT SAYS ABOUT YOU Rustic Caps HOCROCU: QUIDIRIA CANIHAGE SIRNINISI IDEMANDI HISTLIAMS VOCIDIOS You are a nerd Uncial NONOmNITqu @isaziocis th propanmaNo You are a nerd Merovingian or aesfeaello mmlanplo,mledr o You are a nerd Visigothic รวฑปรแทนไขกัน manaf celebri gukunair di ΰΈͺΰΈΈΰΉΰΈ•ΰΉˆΰΉΰΈ₯ΰΉΰΈΰΈ•ΰΈ›ΰΈ΅ΰΉˆ fimal din wouct You are a nerd Insular quodoranni NOSt Perprophem LCCCOREUSDO IHorcusanue ten tobam Beneventan monafthomet eqa'tuluf meg Fsbeftmara. el Egot fuul-fetpf. Carolingian Sounda gu inter le prope contentof λ―Έ homencbur de Gothic woace deliccus puca!! segena You are a nerd fegulom fei De monafieho Co You are a nerd You are a nerd tr.ntoged mΓ‘ne fana: fligut cure naly telle You are a nerd

Who made this and why are you choosing nerd violence? ✍️ I mean, it is true, but still.

09.11.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 514    πŸ” 142    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 21
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the only instance in recorded history of a traffic collision between a car and a u-boat!

09.11.2025 07:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1581    πŸ” 252    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 21

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.

This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

07.11.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 9866    πŸ” 3859    πŸ’¬ 105    πŸ“Œ 180

Grass is the only line where the final evolution isn't disappointing compared to the middle stage.

07.11.2025 07:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, makes sense. Thanks for explaining.

06.11.2025 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I completely understand the browser hours, and have 500+ hours in it myself, but what was the secret appeal of the 3ds camera?

06.11.2025 06:59 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I see a social media meme about being an introvert, which is at least once a week, I think about how the modern conception of introversion was popularized by a book by a woman who worked on Wall Street who felt that she was so different and special compared to her coked up male colleagues

30.10.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2161    πŸ” 278    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Feels like some fields are big on citing only by precedence, but don't realize there's another side which is NOT citing the work that is outdated, misleading, had poor methods in the first place, or otherwise made choices an author considers poorly done. I exercise this judgment constantly

29.10.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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Expert panel will determine AGI arrival in new Microsoft-OpenAI agreement New deal extends Microsoft IP rights until 2032 or until AGI arrives.

This is sounding more and more like the Council of Nicea who meet behind closed doors and poke the chatbot until it says it feels something.

arstechnica.com/information-...

29.10.2025 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5

neurotypical fuckers are always like "autistic people have trouble following directions" and then hand me a form that asks if I have a history of bike helmet

24.10.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1525    πŸ” 287    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 10
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+ r/AskAnthropology
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What is the oldest lullaby or nursery rhyme that...
11 upvotes β€’ 1 comment
As far as the earliest we know of, it's another Babylonian tablet, about 4000 years old and most often known as Little Baby in the Dark House. We don't have the music for it, but again, the BBC article has a good go at describing some commonalities of the music that tends to accompany lullabies, so that might inspire you.
The rough translation for that Babylonian lullaby, by the way, is:
Little Baby in the dark house
You have seen the sun rise
Why are you crying?
Why are you screaming?
You have disturbed the house god.
'Who has disturbed me?' says the house god.
'It is the baby who has disturbed you!
'Who scared me?' says the house god.
'The baby has disturbed you, the baby has scared you, making noises like a drunkard who cannot sit still on his stool.
He has disturbed your sleep!
'Call the baby now, says the house god.
β€’ 4 Reply A & Vote &
Join the conversation

12:01 Γ·73 + r/AskAnthropology β€’β€’ What is the oldest lullaby or nursery rhyme that... 11 upvotes β€’ 1 comment As far as the earliest we know of, it's another Babylonian tablet, about 4000 years old and most often known as Little Baby in the Dark House. We don't have the music for it, but again, the BBC article has a good go at describing some commonalities of the music that tends to accompany lullabies, so that might inspire you. The rough translation for that Babylonian lullaby, by the way, is: Little Baby in the dark house You have seen the sun rise Why are you crying? Why are you screaming? You have disturbed the house god. 'Who has disturbed me?' says the house god. 'It is the baby who has disturbed you! 'Who scared me?' says the house god. 'The baby has disturbed you, the baby has scared you, making noises like a drunkard who cannot sit still on his stool. He has disturbed your sleep! 'Call the baby now, says the house god. β€’ 4 Reply A & Vote & Join the conversation

check out this absolutely terrifying ancient babylonian lullaby

23.10.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3050    πŸ” 842    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 0

Deep dive into some specific old building and its history.
Possibly even the buildings that previously occupied that plot of land, though 'the plot show' is less catchy and slightly misleading.

23.10.2025 09:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Game Over
YouTube video by Takeharu Ishimoto - Topic Game Over

When I first played the game as a teen, it genuinely felt like the game was breaking some rule with its soundtrack. Games back then just really didn't have music like that.

22.10.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'The World Ends With You' is still a banger.

A less well-known favorite of mine is 'Might and Magic: Clash of Heroes'. It's a wonderful little puzzle RPG game.

22.10.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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"zΒ²+1 is never zero for complex z" at this point it's just trolling, isn't it

21.10.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

The whole point of democracy is so one person's derangement does not become everybody's problem. It's social hygiene. The fact the richest men in the West are a mix of grotty twelve year olds and deranged apocalypse fanatics is a problem, and we should be honest about it.

20.10.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7481    πŸ” 2186    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 50

It's most useful if you split arguments into separate lines - for example in a mutate() - and then start commenting out parts of the call.
Normally, you would need to juggle around the commas, so whichever argument is currently last doesn't have one. But with this, you skip that bit of friction.

20.10.2025 10:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The dplyr functions are just like all written to be robust against extra commas as a convenience thing.

20.10.2025 08:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

pleased to announce that there seems to be a passive-aggressive conflict roiling the august pages of Cooks Illustrated, Fall Harvest recipes edition. allow me to explain:

20.10.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1852    πŸ” 472    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 163

Build Fighters is fun. It's set in a world where Gundam exists as beloved fictional media, but fights using your favorite merch figurines are instead the most important sport in the world.

20.10.2025 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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THE SCP-9000 CONTEST HAS CONCLUDED!

Congratulations to the winner: "The Trench" by J Dune! You can read the new SCP-9000 here:
scpwiki.com/scp-9000

Here are the runner-ups. (1/5)

20.10.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 109    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Someone on linkedin asked "what problem are you solving" with research. The problem of joy man. the problem of I like to know how things work. The problem of we have to tell the stories about all this or we'll go mad, won't we? The problem of someone needs to feel heard. Haven't you felt it??

17.10.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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While this may be obvious to some players, Cataquacks resemble Wiggler segments that have come to life. This is likely intentional due to them originating in Gelato Beach in Super Mario Sunshine, where the antagonist is a Wiggler.

16.10.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1851    πŸ” 361    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 46

unlike others i enjoy the lack of 3d pokemon voice acting. its a fitting design decision reflecting pokemon's take on our modern life that all the people try to scream but nobody can hear it and nothing comes out

16.10.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 166    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's interesting how the statements "more worthwhile games release in a year than one person could ever possibly hope to cover" and "video games now take way too fucking long to make" are simultaneously both true.

you'd think they cancel out, but they somehow don't, at all.

16.10.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

suddenly extremely lamenting the lack of git in my profession because there's a wordpress page i got tasked with updating and what the fuck do you MEAN you can't merge drafts into the page that the draft is based on? what the fuck is the point it being a draft then!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????

15.10.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 292    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 1

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