Chelle

Whenever my job assigns me a safety training it's always like "When you're doing hard industrial work with heavy machinery you gotta watch out for DEATH" and I'm just over here teaching kids how to shake their sillies out

Took a sip of an iced coffee that was so good today that I genuinely made the ahegao face

I'm man enough to admit when I'm feeling emotional about Jim Henson

I would give anything to be able to write an album that makes someone feel the way I did when I first listened to Fall Out Boy's "Folie à Deux"

I was meant to be a cute little 1950s secretary, but, like, with human rights and stuff

Every time there's an online discussion about libraries I want to ask people if they're stupid, but then I remember they're not using their libraries.

Being in love is still one of the coolest best feelings.

Thinking about Kevin Kline in "A Fish Called Wanda" again

Every time I go to this senior living home to teach the elderly how to use technology I get hate crimed.

I don't know if it's just me, but there's something extremely sexy about Rick Moranis in Little Shop of Horrors

I have accidentally gotten quite good at sudoku and I'm concerned by who I am becoming

All of the most beautiful, heart wrenching love songs I know are written by couples no longer in love

You ever been so right about something that you can't even feel any type of negative emotion about it, it's just funny and it's nothing 😂

I have an ex that used to use a private version of IG and it would make it so no one could see that you viewed their story and now that things are over I see his name pop up on my story every time I post.

Watch out, losers, my meds are working today and I am an unstoppable force

Being in love is one of the coolest, best feelings. How do we bottle this feeling up and store it for a rainy day

I think im going to be more unhinged on this app

I finally get to be part of the cool kids club!