jen

Join a fucking conference you whiny babies!

Committee should have compromised by leaving Notre Dame *and* Alabama out and putting in Kennesaw State instead

Cal's still considered Pac-12 for bowl game purposes this season though

(the answer is Pop Tarts, of course)

We could have had Notre Dame vs BYU in the Pop Tarts Bowl to decide what the one true religion is: Catholicism, Mormonism, or Pop Tarts

The powers that be thought that they could kill the Pac-12, but instead it just metastasized

Now trying to convince my parents that we should go to the Rose Bowl (because if it was Cal in this position, I'm pretty sure my dad would be buying tickets as I type)

First time they're outright champions in my mom's lifetime!

The Indiana Hoosiers are Big Ten Champions!

Play it at the Pac-12 CCG (RIP) and make it a mashup with Crazy Ex-Girlfriend's West Covina song

Put in the 2 to 6 teams that actually have a shot at winning the natty in any given year and then fill the remaining slots filled by a random draw of all FBS teams

The ESPN app is such a shitshow. Every time I try to watch a Cal basketball game on ACCNX it says it's not part of my TV package until I log out and log back in

The median voter lacks object permanence and so assumes that this is Trump's first term

I thought there was some sort of NCAA rule that prevented gambling ads during the actual games. Why is SEC Network showing a DraftKings ad during the Cal/Mizzou game?

Now just need to hope that the rumors of Rolovich staying on in some capacity are false so I can start watching Cal football again next season

The inaugural holder of this title for college football should of course be Diego Pavia

While I think that eligibility limits are an important part of what makes college sports what they are, I do think that the powers that be should be able to designate one player per sport at any given time who has "that dawg in them" and is allowed to compete indefinitely

On the one hand, I get everyone talking about how conferences are too big now, but divisions don't solve the problem of bad teams in conference championship games either. 6-6 UCLA went to the 2011 Pac-12 CCG

Miami can still make the ACC championship game if Jim Phillips has the courage

Epic handshake meme of Auburn fans and Cal fans shaking on "they better not hire the ethically shitty interim"

Torn between wanting the ACC chaos scenario to happen and not wanting Rivera to have any reason to hire the interim

Coaching Carousel, but it's the musical Carousel. Is that anything?

Average online callout post:

Finally started broadcasting halfway through the first quarter

I hate FloSports! The Cal WBB game started 10 minutes ago (I can hear it on the Auburn radio broadcast) but they're saying it doesn't start until 5:42 PM

Meme with the logos of the eight new (since 1991) Big Ten schools on the left labeled "Real Big Ten Schools" and the original ten schools on the right labeled "Delusional Cosplayers"

Comrades, we must topple the illegitimate reign of acting premier Rolovich and return power on the field to where it belongs: the people

"I wish Cal would fire Wilcox because of his questionable hiring choices"
*monkey's paw curls*

*watching cal’s offense yet again*

vaxxed?