OpenAI announces their exciting new product that will finally bring them to profitability: PBaaS (Pig-Butchering-as-a-Service)
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OpenAI announces their exciting new product that will finally bring them to profitability: PBaaS (Pig-Butchering-as-a-Service)
19.02.2026 06:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ACC! ACC! ACC!
18.02.2026 18:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Those bills passed with a supermajority in the legislature. If he vetoed, many if not all would have been overridden and the legislature would have been much more hostile to him going forward
17.02.2026 18:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Text that says βP4millionA" βweβre here becauseβ over an underwater background featuring the P4A play button and heart mascots snorkeling amongst colorful fish.
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Photo of "human curling" at Haas Pavilion with people on skateboards and others sweeping
They're doing human curling at Haas Pavilion at halftime of the Cal WBB game @sickoscommittee.org
13.02.2026 03:49 β π 32 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0Might have retroactively caused all the the injuries on the Fever last season too
10.02.2026 19:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0NBC only has a dozen cameras to share between the whole company and 11 of them are in Milan right now
09.02.2026 00:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0California stays winning
08.02.2026 23:49 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Wait, this march was actually serious? I thought it was some sort of parody!
08.02.2026 00:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's only the Rose Bowl if it's on January 1 in the Rose Bowl region of LA (Pasadena). Otherwise it's just sparkling CFP Semifinal
03.02.2026 19:49 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Great win for Cal WBB!
30.01.2026 05:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My overall verdict on the show was that it was generally fun in a so-bad-its-good way. This was part of my project to watch the WB and UPN on a 30 year delay. My episodic notes for Deadly Games specifically are here: thefifth.network/shows/UPN95/...
23.01.2026 19:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Watched a show called Deadly Games recently that repeatedly used an establishing shot of the Campanile for the university where the main character worked despite the rest of the show being explicitly set in Los Angeles
23.01.2026 19:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I really hope this IU win closes the portal to the dark place the Cubs opened in 2016
20.01.2026 04:22 β π 914 π 137 π¬ 23 π 18Good doink!
20.01.2026 03:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Doink!
20.01.2026 02:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Disappointing finish, but really impressed with how the Bears were able to come back in the fourth quarter to send it to OT in the first place
16.01.2026 01:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Title card for The Return of the King
11.01.2026 22:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They brought back the stuffed bear bigger than the kid as the prize for the bear growl competition!
11.01.2026 22:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh right, I forgot that ND was the 4OT game
03.01.2026 06:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not even available with a cable login on ESPN's website. It's ESPN+ exclusive for some reason
03.01.2026 05:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
01.01.2026 22:23 β π 4927 π 837 π¬ 117 π 89Finished season 1 with literally 15 minutes left in the year. Can't wait for season 2 in a week!
01.01.2026 08:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What was the last movie or TV show you watched in 2025?
01.01.2026 08:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Mixed up which game on the quadbox I was looking at and wondered what kind of weird Cheez-It variety they were
31.12.2025 22:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0YTTV gave me the three bowl games combined with ACC basketball where the Virginia/VT game went so long that GT/Duke was starting the second half by the time it switched over
31.12.2025 22:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh, so *now* Sonny Dykes can beat SC
31.12.2025 05:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Okay, I now seem to be getting an actual ad at the start of each block, but then the rest is ESPN self-promo
31.12.2025 03:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That would make sense for streaming (the non-conf games on ACCNX often omitted ads entirely), but this is a linear cable network. You'd think they'd have some sort of traditionally negotatied deals for it
31.12.2025 02:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0For some reason ACCN seems to be exclusively advertising itself and other ESPN networks during the commercial breaks of this Cal MBB game?
31.12.2025 02:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0