jugs judy

have you ever had to throw out a potato because it turned green, wrinkled and grew a bunch of disgusting sprouts? anyway i just saw jd vance at the olympics opening ceremony

😡 not today

i’m going to riot if it doesn’t warm up

i’ve been up for 21 hours but i am just spiraling like a cinnamon roll 🌀🌀🌀🌀

it’s kind of a test run! maybe it will become an annual tradition (maybe not)

i was up til 2 am, 3 am making a slide deck lol. i’ve been law school tired all day.

leading my walking tour about the tewksbury disaster tonight! on its 67th anniversary! lmk if that interests you

i’m posting to remove the thought from my brain, where it goes after that is really none of my business tbh

who the fuck are these people talking to

you want ME to invoke it?

It's a problem that actual elected officials post on social media as if they are powerless observers and commentators.

you ever have a job that crushed your spirits like a situationship with a man who doesn’t own a bed frame?

i frequently eat a cup of frozen berries as a nighttime snack and this habit is staining my dry, wintertime lips and making it look like i’ve been guzzling wine, even though i’m mostly not 🙃

are you a cool person or do you actually love the linkedin games? i have zero connections on the app and only have an account to view job listings and play queens and zip

i feel guilty about not donating blood but occasional routine blood work reminds me that i do not need to be fainting at the blood bank, no one wins and i don’t even have a good blood type

anyway i had a great time dancing to very traditional popular songs at a NYE party, i’m glad i got over myself the last few years, at least about this

i used to be pretty shy about dancing but one of the least expected things about mid-30s/going through a lot in a short time is that i am much less concerned about how i look dancing. if someone thinks i look uncool dancing (i do!) and wants to do anything other than observe that fact, that’s weird!

i can’t believe i didn’t request tomorrow off work lol

i want to see southtowns snow pics! i’m always nosy where it’s snowy

watching home alone for the first time as an adult and this whole situation with the burglars could have been avoided if someone told the fake cop in the first scene, come back with a warrant

idk parallel parking with no backup cam is a lost art

despairing but trying to start keeping track of things i’m grateful. coming up with … i can parallel park without a backup cam???

sending in a 311 complaint three days before christmas and 10 days before the regime change feels like wishing on a star

i don’t know if i can even spend $150 at b dubs, i’m not sure its possible

can’t decide if the move for NYE is $150 all-inclusive ball (a steal, comparatively) or ball out at buffalo wild wings

ironically i don’t use voice features because i don’t want apple studying my speech or whatever

my winter movement patterns are so miserable it’s nice to have options like 20 minutes + dance + upbeat anthems that are mindless but circulate my blood

apple fitness plus feels like workouts for newly corporeal AIs but that’s not a bad thing

i was just going to cancel the next appointment and never go back but a friend told me some of what happened could be dangerous with the wrong person sooooo

it’s very funny to me that this appt is jan 6, let’s storm my sinuses