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Oh god oh no I'm not ready

Find myself and @seabunnystudios.bsky.social in the ScotiaCon Dealer's Den tomorrow for the reroll !! We'll have so many wares like apparel, pins, stickers and more!!!

What's even the point if you can't keep the cap???

a tall, bipedal donkey is declaring "I'm Bottom, friend to all those who are in love."

A crocheted black and orange cardigan sweater that resembles a monarch butterfly. The arms are very big and baggy so they look like wings

Mirror selfie of me proudly wearing my butterfly cardigan

Me showing the side of the cardigan

Me holding out my arm to show the wing shape of the cardigan

good lord, I love how the most unhinged thing I've ever posted On Here gets the most likes. anyway, I am pure of heart and only make beautiful things like this monarch butterfly cardigan (just finished it this week!)

Hey there. I see you’re interested in food. Well, watch out, because every food tastes different. Just because one food tastes good, that doesn’t mean a different food will taste good too. Well, that’s all. I think you’re ready to start your food journey. Come back if you need that info again.

Heathcliff is a wild comic man

Sure Mayor Mamdani is charming the populace with his good policies and charisma, but he’s been suspiciously silent on whether he’s going to implement crucial safety measures to prevent someone from getting sewn into the pants of the big Charlie Brown in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

An opinion I pretty firmly hold is that everyone should make a song, paint a painting, act in something, and write a book even if all of those things end up being objectively terrible

she resident on my evil til i requiem

"Wife Birthday" sounds like the name of a rejected Bond girl

Little outfits recap 👽☝🏻⭐️

Sorry I pour my heart out on this app every single day. Sorry I give my ALL with every post. Sorry I'm out here trying to bring joy and laughter to everyone's life. Sorry I tell a banger Withers Big Naturals joke and no one even laughs, no one even smiles, sorry I TRY I will not apologize for TRYING

Save 20% on Creature Kitchen on Steam A creepy-cozy cooking simulator where you befriend local wildlife and feed them their favorite snacks! With a strange house to search and forest to explore, the witching hour has only begun.

Bought and finished Creature Kitchen last night. Absolutely adorable and charming game. One of the steam reviews calls it "ominous and whimsical" which I think is perfect. Well worth the price tag if you're looking for a cute bite-sized puzzler. store.steampowered.com/app/3097300/...

100+ cigarettes sticking out of a gelatinous cube that is just getting continuously foggier inside

if you ask other people what time it is instead of looking it up yourself that's clockolding

based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens

Blessing your timelines with the opening from The Muppet Show revival special, because we all deserve a little happiness right now.

a numbers station machine.

WELCOME TO 96.9, THE RAVEN
[EXPLOSION SFX]
WHERE IT'S NOTHING BUT NUMBERS, NUMBERS, NUMBERS
[AUSTIN POWERS "YEAH, BABY"]
NUMBERS YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE
[JURASSIC PARK "YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH, YOU DID IT"]
GET IN TO THE MIX
[HOMER SIMPSON "WOO HOO"]
STARTING *NOW*

1... 2... 3... 4...

5...

Self portrait of the artist as a goblin trying to learn another language on her sending stone (phone)

Self portrait of the artist as a goblin trying to learn another language on her sending stone (phone)

Damn, you should have tagged this as NSFW because it's way too sexy.

pulling my GM aside before our first game of the hot new neopets ttrpg and asking how open minded they are before pulling out a printed photo of this thang

Roleplaying

I dunno, sometimes it's fun to just do stuff even if it doesn't lead anywhere.

Writing up complicated mechanics for a video game I don't (and may never) have the skills to actually create? It's more likely than you think!!!

absolutely judging anybody who continues supporting the pro-israel, pro-ai, pro-gambling horror franchise going forward (SCREAM, if you've been living under a rock)

Image of a scrub daddy box. “My eyes provide an ergonomic grip with just two fingers”

“My smile cleans both sides of your utensils, sir. Nice and shiny, sir. Any food you leave on ‘em is my little treat sir”

Truly upsetting phrases. Imagine a wretched little goblin whispering them

today i bumped into the employee who threw these kids out that day. i told him ‘just so you know i still laugh about this every day of my life’ and he got this fond faraway look in his eye and said ‘so do i’