Liz

If you live in St. Louis and you don’t take a look at the arch at least 5/7 days of the week, you are a fraud and are best off moving back to Indiana or wherever you came from.

Heightmogging my psychiatrist today

I am not sure there is a female equivalent to this, despite many of us having so much anxiety/shame about our bodies (unfortunately)

Sorry for your loss.

My heart has grown three sizes. It’s just athletic bradycardia, though. I still hate everyone and everything.

Westlaw fucked up in a fun way for a change by providing me this Lovecraftian address name

Exactly what I heard, so I just rewatched the original around the time this one came out instead.

Thanksgiving with my liberal relatives is boring. No one has disowned anyone else over politics. The most outrageous thing anyone has said is that I look like Melania Trump because I have long brunette hair and I’m wearing a long trench coat.

The moon is woke.

lmao

They need to make a TV show about young people in New York City that are sexually active

Bart listening to phone say You have selected regicide. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press 1.

(when an app asks me to put in an 8-digit code to log in) mister big shot over here. 6 digits ain't good enough for him no more. he wants two whole extra digits, well la dee da (voice gets lower and quieter) you think you're better than everyone else? that what this is? think you're better than me?

I love when there’s absolutely no chance to be transferred to a living being! I hope you were able to dispute the charges with your bank, at least.

I never had a problem staying patient with -human- customer service personnel but dealing with AI chatbots/agents makes me want to cast off the mantle off civility and fly into a bloody rage. I guess I’m going to have to take up gaming now.

Ethical concerns and other serious considerations aside, one of the worst parts about AI imo is how often it makes everyday tasks more laborious and difficult.

A very sick person.

Agreed. We are the correct and normal ones here.

I’m both too ADHD -and- too high IQ to properly answer that question—I’ll pass it along to someone with a more common fashion of brain.

*Toothbrush I forgot to put paste on jammed in my mouth at an odd angle, water dribbling down my chin and onto my blouse, just solved the hard problem of consciousness*

Uhh duuhnoh-fvvff

Any single, intelligent, foul-mouthed man in their thirties or forties should want to spend their days/nights in my cavernous and sterile apartment in St. Louis, MO. Though, as a woman over 35 with untreated depression, I can afford to be a little picky…😼

I don’t want to spend this late fall/ winter “dating.” I just want to skip right to the part of the relationship where we watch Instagram reels all night in the dark while facing away from each other in bed because god knows we won’t have the mental bandwidth to follow anything with a narrative.

I haven’t been keeping up with the news for a few days because I’ve been moving into a new place. Nothing noteworthy has been happening in the world, right?

Right after starting creatine: Wow, my vision and sleep are actually improving! Would it be annoying to tell every female friend I have to take this? :D

Several months later: THE UNIVERSE THRUMS WITH VIOLENCE AND HATE. HOW CAN BENEVOLENCE EVER OUTMATCH THE FORCE OF OUR CRUELTY?

Is AI Amazing or Are You a Coder?

*Eyeing this one from left to right with the homies* Damned, damned, damned, damned, damned.

(Ironically)

I got bored and did a Republican Aesthetic FaceApp edit of one of my photos but I’m afraid to post it anywhere because the app blended my makeup better than I can blend it myself and I came out looking possibly more attractive than usual. :(

Getting to the gym before dawn and seeing news of Dick Cheney’s death on all the TV screens >>>>>>>>>>>