how it feels logging onto my little spreadsheet email job

How academics imagine their lives would look like if they decide to work in tech

Kendrick played Not Like Us at the Super Bowl. Goated

Me and the boys going absolutely apeshit when someone puts on the cat brain rot song

Black cat standing on her hind legs begging for a treat

She stand for treat

twas the night before christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring. the risotto was ruined

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meow

Braids tho

Collage of South Korea’s President Yoon and British singer Charli xcx, the responsible artist behind the ‘BRAT’ marketing trend.

Image of a green flag to symbolise Charli xcx’s album ‘BRAT.’ The flag text displays as: “impeachment and it’s completely different but also still impeachment” — a nod to Charli xcx’s ‘BRAT’ remix album titled ‘Brat and it’s completely different but also still brat.’

A ‘BRAT’ flag was spotted at an impeachment protest in South Korea:

“impeachment and it’s completely different but also still impeachment”

Black cat posing with a vole she terrorized

Happy Friday the 13th to my little hunter 🥹

Interstellar

Oh I’m a top 500 listener!

Not cool enough for Spotify but here’s the Apple recap for this year! Somehow Kendrick’s new album was #2 despite its recent release. Shameless Porter Robinson fan

So go back to the cluuuub

Let’s start a Baja Blast happy hour. First of every month - today can run through the 2nd.

Cocktail and mocktail recipes + photos welcome 🚀

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.

Let me in! Let me innnn!

they’re making jaking off illegal

Really excited to listen to the new Kendrick album.

I’m waiting until I have the space and attention to listen to it all the way through uninterrupted, and give it the respect it deserves. Hopefully tomorrow

🐈‍⬛🤍.

Plus McDonald’s retweeted it

Sure does!

Cold day for a ride (my car is in the shop for the next 3 weeks 🥲)

‘BRAT’ billboards in Times Square.

Charli xcx’s BRAT takes over Times Square.

This price for a whiskey is insane

Charli xcx on SNL.

Album cover for ‘BRAT’ by Charli xcx.

“For those of you who recognize me, you might know me from my album BRAT, but don’t worry if you don’t… there is nothing wrong with being straight.”

— Charli xcx on SNL.

Conan goated

buying twitter for 44 billion is a bad deal, but buying the US government for 44 billion is actually an amazing deal

The Aurora last month by my house. Always dreamed of seeing this so it was cool to see without having to travel