Danger “DangerOwl” Owl

The wizard reads a poem about cats.

I 100% agree and would add that if you are hosting a holiday event and you do NOT have something festive, creative and delicious for your guests to drink without alcohol in it, you are actually an asshole

don't make them drink tap water while everyone else has bespoke cocktails!

Heard this in Carl Weathers’ voice.

Democrats: “That Overton window looks heavy, let me help you move it”

If there isn't a shitload of ICE agents on trial and thrown in fuckin jail I swear to god man

Elon Musk donated $277 million to Trump so he could steal the federal government’s data, dismantle the nation’s infrastructure, and stop foreign aid from going to nonwhite people. It’s a quid pro quo breathtaking in scope, corruption, and damage, & completely unprecedented in American history.

Look! A planet! It is a planet without grief or war-- but with starshine. 5 moons spin beneath its hopeful star. Maybe you could daydream there.

It’s me, I’m the wizard.

I don't post a lot of video or audio of Mowgli, so something very important you may not realize about her is every single time she jumps onto or off of something she makes a cute squeaky noise

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People were arguing in my mentions today about whether the Earth is "round" when it's technically an irregular oblate spheroid and look "round" doesn't mean "absolutely perfect sphere" it means round. A soccer ball is round, a cantaloupe is round, a fluffy borb in winter is round, just go with it.

So valid, these feathers.

#neverforget

imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy

You can say dang now. You can even say darn.

Phenomenal thread, which also has incredible regulation suggestions. If you work in prevention I'd go ahead and figure out how to work some of this in to how you approach safety plans w/trans clients. Here's the evidence based Stanley Brown plan pdf

Boy is this an evergreen comment

A woman with pale skin, white hair in two braids, and delicate gold tattoo on her face floats in the night sky with a full moon and starry sky behind her. She is wearing a thigh length purple dress with long sweeping sleeves. There are glowing blue lines etched on the fabric of the dress, and two ribbons of light with geometric patterns are trailing behind her. A ring of magic with glowing orbs is circling around her as she floats.

Commission work done for YeetMaur A dark skinned man with dark brown hair and a beard framing his jaw, dressed in a white robe and dark brown pants crouches with one hand on the ground as he swings at demons with his katana. The enemy demons are dressed in red rusting armor that looks worn and damaged. The scene is set in a bamboo forest with a path cutting through it, red banners on either side of the road. It appears to be in the afternoon, with a rich orange glow streaming in between the bamboo.

A man sits in his study, contemplating a dark, box shaped artifact, while a dark spirit looms behind him. This was a commission work done for JacenLandry

It's my birthday today! ☺️
If you could spare a repost, it would be much appreciated!

Planet ahoy! It is an oasis in space. It is stunted and determined. If there are file clerks there, perhaps they might sip coffee.

if you're wondering why it's today it's because men were invented on november 19, 1974

No, that’s the Smurfs. Shrek is the cartoon beagle who fights the Red Baron on his doghouse.

Good for them.

illustration of animals with sharp objects shiba is holding a knife cat is holding a knife husky is holding an axe shark is holding a butcher knife goose is holding a katana axolotl is holding an axe mouse is holding a greatsword fox is holding a knife raccoon is holding a knife

they protec but they also attac 🔪
#art

Black and white photo of a toddler in an old fashioned metal infant walker, looking at the camera. And a wooden table or bench next to him is a medium haired, tabby, cat, and a small fluffy toy that looks like it might be a poodle.

Another sub-genre of my collection is “cats just barely out of the reach of small children”. No date/info.

the first time i saw this i laughed hard enough to wake up everyone in the house which includes the upstairs neighbors who didn’t know me and were like “what the fuck is that bitch doing awake at this hour?”

brennan lee mulligan is a goddamn delight.

Whenever I see a post from Rosewatta Stone, there is a 100% chance that I will read the image before checking who posted it and be briefly confused.

screenshot of a post from X by the Mirriam-Webster account. Their tweet says Words step up when numbers fail. They are retweeting a post from @david_arid that reads: There was a computer flitch at the end of tonight's Nuggets game that erased all the players' stats, which led to this fantastic screengrab from the post-game show. Then there is a blurry picture from a men's basketball game and the chyron says: Time Hardaway Jr. Stats are down but he played great."

I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.

screenshot of a YouTube video still of a chubby baby seal laying on the snow with the caption "In the glittering backlight, a fat baby seal is doing nothing special."

This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.