Keirik @keirik - Bluesky Profile

I just dreamt that WWE superstar Liv Morgan was my driving instructor and then she told me about mpreg and I didn't have the heart to tell her I already knew about mpreg

01.11.2025 03:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Want some candy? 🔪 🍬 🍭 🎃

31.10.2025 23:08 — 👍 562 🔁 117 💬 2 📌 0

🎃 Happy Halloween~💀

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🤙

31.10.2025 04:54 — 👍 590 🔁 63 💬 3 📌 0

yeah that tracks

31.10.2025 06:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

for this year's hall of ween I will be engaging in my people's tradition of watching Scream i guess

31.10.2025 06:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@ the gym working on my titty muscles AMA (jk don't ask me anything I have no answers for you)

30.10.2025 15:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it's not even november yet WHAT are we doing lads

30.10.2025 07:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Gawrshfather Part Goof

29.10.2025 14:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Goshfather

29.10.2025 14:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I could never be a dentist. if someone came to my dentistry office and opened their mouth I'd be like idk what to do with this? could I interest you in a pack of sugarfree gum?

29.10.2025 11:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the sky is looking fun

29.10.2025 09:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

wham bam in the front and pow pow in the back

29.10.2025 00:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm still a bit traumad by getting the Space Dandy blu-ray with a huge fucking gash in the case. I still kept it because the discs were fine but come on man

28.10.2025 19:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bought a box set on ebay & got very jumpscared by an email telling me it's at their international hub. Please Please Please whatever employee is handling that 20 disc set of the 1970s Charlie's Angels don't absolutely destroy it with a box cutter 😩

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