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wait diana how did i not know this

i was there for a very small computer science conference at willamette university last year lol

</3 that place also has weird hours lol they are only open 10am to 3pm. i think they do a lot of catering which is how they get away with it

i used to post so much on twitter but now i am posting-shy. it feels so naked to reveal my thoughts and opinions

the sandwich place is called Bearwolf PNW Deli near the willamette university campus and i think i got the schweigernator though reportedly everything on their menu is worth it

there’s a sandwich i had in salem, OR that i dream of one day having again

he is so cute omg

em dash posting — post ur em dashes folks

saw a preteen wearing jncos riding a skateboard and generally pretending to be a juvenile delinquent from a 90s movie

i actually went to school with someone named justin case lol

omg hi diana!!

omg that’s crazy!! good luck finishing i’m sending u happy vibes

i can’t believe u are almost done!! i feel like u just started your grad program lol

of course you know this based on ur recent ephron tweet but the first thing i think of is you’ve got mail. taxi driver is also a great nyc movie

took the bus 4 times today and missed it twice. better luck tomorrow one hopes

give me the fun kind of chronic pain!!! (there is no fun kind)

fucked up that i got the kind of chronic pain that is made worse with weed

fiance!!! congrats

unfortunately it is like $15 for 50ml

does not leave a white cast, does not pill, isn’t greasy, doesn’t burn my eyes, and spf 50!!

i bought a fancy sunscreen and unfortunately it is better than the cheaper ones ive been buying

happy birthday skyler!!! u should totally send me th baby registry

do you have any secret tricks that worked for you

i’ve only listened to like 2 episodes but sixteenth minute of fame is awesome

ouch i hope they feel better soon

warm fudgy brownie with scoop of vanilla ice cream

gram negative bacillus… what does this tweet mean

i’m stop setting yourself
on fire