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i luv to make music with other people so much. also they pay pretty well which really eases the deal

just for a job as a church pianist (cool progressive portland church) and i hope i get this sooooo bad

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

Vote Rohit! And Peter Hubbard & Alicia Johnson for Public Service Commission to protect us from the oncoming ai data center covering electricity rate hikes!!!

find your precinct: mvp.sos.ga.gov/s/

i do feel like i can see what they’re saying but i also feel like i could convince myself that any of the colors make them “pop”. the gold v silver is the most confusing

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omg yes me too and i’m not even a fan of them like that. what a haunting line

if i was very wealthy what i would do is provide the money to produce an excellent animated miniseries adaptation of the phantom tollbooth. unfortunately the very wealthy people we have choose to be shitasses instead

yeah i have no idea what it is but i guess i’ll stop eating cheerios!

fairly sure it’s the cheerios! i eat a lot of cereal bc it’s a safe food for me and currently we only have cheerios in the house. and it happens every time

nothing too serious, just an itchy mouth but it is annoying

Ingredients: Whole Grain Oats, Sugar, Corn Starch, Honey, Brown Sugar Syrup, Salt, Tripotassium Phosphate, Canola and/or Sunflower Oil, Natural Almond Flavor. Vitamin E (mixed tocopherols) Added to Preserve Freshness. Vitamins and Minerals: Calcium Carbonate, Vitamin C (sodium ascorbate), Iron and Zinc (mineral nutrients), A B Vitamin (niacinamide), Vitamin B6 (pyridoxine hydrochloride), Vitamin B1 (thiamin mononitrate), Vitamin A (palmitate), Vitamin B2 (riboflavin), A B Vitamin (folic acid), Vitamin B12, Vitamin D3.

like except for tripotassium phosphate, these are all ingredients i’ve had in the last week and been fine

i think i’m allergic to honey nut cheerios which is interesting bc i don’t have an reaction to any of the regular ingredients in honey nut cheerios. is it possible to be allergic to tripotassium phosphate??

varying the shade of blue is good, but texture and shape also help. a great silhouette or interesting textures will totally overshadow the blueness of your outfit

Miss Major Griffin-Gracy passed away today according to the House of GG. She was a veteran of the Stonewall rebellion and a lifelong organizer for the safety and dignity of trans people, sex workers, and the incarcerated. She came from the same generation and milieu as Marsha and Sylvia. She was 78.

bring back thunderstorms (they haven’t gone anywhere i just moved from georgia to the pnw)

for too long mathematicians have had to suffer the indignity of bad fake math. but i’m here to change that

my ideal job is Guy Who Writes The Fake Math On Blackbards For Movies

4-panel comic. (1) [person in front of window, shaped like a trapezoid with a curved top] This weekend, I had to make an oversized screen for a porch window. (2) [person sitting with hands on head surrounded by images of assorted equations and measurements] It involved countless tiny problems, each somehow way harder than it should be. Oblique angles. Curved edges. Noncoplanarity. (3) [person in front of window with screen on it, with building detritus strewn on the ground] ...I solved them all. I measured precisely. I did trigonometry. I made custom parts. And it fit *perfectly.* No gaps, no ripples. (4) [person typing at computer] I know that your foundation normally limits its purview to physics, medicine, peace, chemistry, and literature. However, if you review the attached photos showing how well the screen fits into the...

Window Screen

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last night i took an edible and went to see the oregon symphony perform philip glass’s violin concerto. extremely awesome

i’m gunning to be the world’s foremost expert in getting high and listening to minimalist music. not an expert in getting high mind you. and certainly not an expert in minimalist music. but in getting high AND listening to minimalist music i’m the guy to talk to

i don’t know if this is developmentally appropriate but wind unwind is good. person 1 says a word, person 2 says a word related to that, person 3 says a word related to person 2’s word. then you “unwind” by going backwards (i. e. i said cat bc you said dog, i said dog bc you said bark)

congratulations!!!

(not actually a labubu)

lol i posted this bc i saw @coastaldefeat.bsky.social post about the pizza john labubu

kind of love my offline era. i found out what labubus are like last week

watch it!!!

omg me too! i am in the not 21+ section though idk about you

omg are you going in december maybe i’ll see you there!

Huntington's disease successfully treated for first time One of the most devastating diseases finally has a treatment that can slow its progression and transform lives, tearful doctors tell BBC.

Hard to overstate what incredible news this is.