James Lynch

I'm pretty sure he didn't bone Jean-Luc Picard, since we see seemingly their entire interaction on-screen. But I can't say for sure. That James T Kirk is wily. He could have been doing some stuff out-of-frame.

#KirkDidntBone

For health reasons, I can't really go see movies in the theater. 😢

#WIPSnips

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promotional art for season 7 of Spider-Girl, a Nigerian series about a girl who gets spider powers and dons a blue and red and white suit to fight crime.

They totally copied that look from Spider-Girl, anyway.

MEDIA: Please report on the TX story w/context. Tx law requires redistricting every 10 years after census figures come in. TX did that.

Trump, afraid to lose the midterms told Tx Republicans to find 5 more seats for the House. Meaning gerrymander away 5 Dem seats. The Republicans did it.

I just stood up and there was more popping going on than a b-boy convention.

They've made 3.

I asked the Latverian ambassador if this was true but he just shook his fists to the heavens and screamed "RIIICHAAAAARDS!!!!"

A screenshot from the Madonna "Like a Prayer" video, caption reads "life is a..." An image of Mr. T A screenshot from the Madonna "Like a Prayer" video, caption reads "everyone must..." An image of Ted Danson in character as Sam Malone from Cheers

I laughed way too hard at this.

No, it was metallic red ink on a black shirt.

I had a dream last night where I made a woman a custom Wonder Woman t-shirt. It was so fancy. It had a matching gift box.

The last movie I saw in a theater was Sonic the Hedgehog. The first one.

I quoted this to someone on Facebook a few years ago and they tried to tell me I didn't understand Wonder Woman (they were a big fan of the "bloodthirsty warrior" WW that was popular for a while).

Sorry, random Facebook guy, I think Gail frickin' Simone might understand WW a little better than you.

Advertise your account with a GIF.

I had a very vivid dream last night where I made the woman I like a very fancy custom Wonder Woman t-shirt. If they say it's the thought that counts, dreaming up a t-shirt that nice must be the ultimate in caring.

If I did own 50 more dollars than I'd previously thought, that would be a great boon for my budget, but I can't trust that I do.

I know what's likely to happen is that within the next day or two I'll see the number come back down, but there's no good reason it couldn't just be accurate, other than bank websites are all pretty much shit.

I try to keep a good eye on my online ledger, but when I checked it yesterday, my balance was suddenly $50 higher than the day before. And it's still reflecting that amount, so it's not just a momentary blip. No deposits in the last couple days, no refunds, just the number is suddenly different.

Probably not a great sign that the current weather says it's 79° and "Smoke."

But the Penance Stare is probably great for getting to the core of his patients' issues.

#WIPSnip

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No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?

Um... I mean, he makes a point.

Wolverine and Krypto.

Someone started hiding these around my parents' house a couple years ago. For a long time no one could figure out who was doing it.

(Since I don't think any of my immediate family follow me here: I eventually discovered it was my younger brother, but I haven't ratted on him)

This is true, if we're talking about building Terminators who are programmed to eat the rich.

Hey, our bank accounts are twinsies!

Seriously, though, sorry to hear that. 😢

If you only hit $250 can you just get a monocle?

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