So glad to see this one finished!

Autism diagnosis to be legally redefined as "changeling baby," recognized treatments now include boiling eggshells and a red hot shovel.

agent mulder refuses to answer my FOIA requests on this

One of God's own soldiers.

How do they react when you break out a new one?

How's it working so far?

Just a real "what if we made the whole thing out of scheming court enuchs" situation

No shit

Full of essential venoms

A young couple claims to have seen the president standing by the side of the road late last night near the Clifton F. McClintic Wildlife Management Area, close to Point Pleasant, West Virginia. Investigators think it may have actually been a sandhill crane

Oh man, I hope you get it made someday

I still absolutely adore that sewer mutant

Have you named your bat-vampire guy? He's shown up enough he deserves a name.

"Very well. I will cut away the rotten folds, no more. Try to burn out the seed oils with boiling hydroxychloroquine and a poultice of beef tallow, mercury, and dried measles. Mayhaps that will suffice."

I would love to read a concise medical summary of Donald Trump's autopsy. Not the gory details, just what condition them guts were in.

He's not dead but he got his butt stuck in the toilet like he's winnie the pooh

hell yeah brother

what if the gestapo were made up entirely of the kid from the far side cartoon who's pushing on the pull door

I get how some people just find this all enormously depressing but I don't get how they can't see how incredibly funny it is too.

people who put Harry Potter stuff on their dating profiles in 2025 are kinda like those Japanese soldiers who didn’t know the war was over except more embarrassing

"sir, how dare you accuse me of being a rat just because I caused The Black Death"

I love that he seems to be doubling down on this line of attack even after Mamdani released a video connecting him to Epstein and talking about all the senior citizens Cuomo killed.

Absolutely criminal the Fetterman wasn't invited to this

Sir, the slide rock bolter is clearly a native of the Rocky Mountains, please do better.

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Hidebehind attacks on a recent uptick ass poster

Black Death stay winning

Those are just the rules

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