Steve Dickinson

Is it a boogol?

NEW RULE:A President who commits treason should have their Supreme Court Justices rescinded.

After begging, bribing and threatening to steal Greenland from Norway if he doesn't win the Nobel Peace Prize, the committee tells Donald Trump to GO FUCK HIMSELF!

Why can't the rest of the world and news orgs do the same?

I knew Fox News was theater. I just didn't realize it was a repertory theater that recycles actors for different roles.

You'd think a company that had to pay $787,000,000 for deceiving its viewers would be a little more careful about blatantly continuing the practice.

I see Robert Jenrick is supporting Hamit Coskun who is appealing his conviction by reference to the ECHR (which Jenrick wants to withdraw from).

Who knew that the ECHR could be useful, even to the anti-ECHR Hard Right?

Thou shalt not shoot pastors in the head with smoke bombs. I shouldn’t have to say this.

Trump wanted the Nobel peace prize
To honour his hate and his lies
But Norway said no
Which just goes to show
That they are incredibly wise

Perhaps they could have borrowed to invest, rather than raising taxes. You know, borrowing like 99% of normal businesses would likely do.

So, are you going with calm hellhole, or burning, tranquil city?

Lolled at Reform's vision of the future, as rendered by the peerless Viz

For the love of God just tell Trump the Nobel Peace Prize is only ever awarded to people who have left office, ideally midterm and in a hurry, why are we wasting this golden opportunity

Similarly, those who think that having more money than anyone could possibly need somehow makes them superior to those of us who don’t. Despite the evidence being that those levels of wealth actually destroy people’s very humanity and rot their souls.

Is this what they mean by ‘platforming’, as in, that thing that woke universities are accused of preventing? In which case, I’m kinda going with the unis on this.

The Nobel Committee is like, "This is why that orange asshole doesn't deserve the Nobel Peace Prize and why we are rewarding the exact opposite of him."

News just in: Pam Bondi convenes federal grand jury to indict Alfred Nobel (1833-1896), alleging he created explosive devices for Antifa.

incidentally I enjoyed the interview on BBC News last night with a woman from the Nobel committee who pointed that so long as Trump was using the judicial system to go after his enemies and sending troops into peaceful cities, he probably wasn't a strong candidate for the Nobel peace prize

A screenshot, pinched from @stevejvickers.bsky.social, showing ludicrously high ticket prices for a Kraftwerk gig.

Just going to assume the next Kraftwerk album is called Dynamische Preisgestaltung, or something.

We are going to have to organise an academic version of kindertransport for US intelligencia to flee to Europe / Canada / AusNZ before the wall finally comes down.

It may not be racist to observe a lack of white people in an area - on that she may be correct. However, I’m pretty sure it’s racist to think there might be a problem with that. And I’m certain it’s racist to think any such problem is the black people’s fault.

Greta welcomed back in Europe

The Nobel Peace Prize should be awarded to Greta Thunberg & the participants of the Sumud Flotilla for being able to break the genocidal Israeli blockade after 19 years and for successfully promoting human rights and international law by putting their lives at risk. @nobelprize.bsky.social

If Trump is awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, I hope tis year’s other laureates hand theirs back as the institution will have been discredited and damaged, perhaps beyond repair. The prizes will no longer have the credibility they need.

If the government really wants to scrap degrees which deliver no value to the UK and indeed have led to £ billions in damage to the economy and culture of the UK then it just needs to scrap the Oxford PPE degree and arrest everyone who has taken it.

Since the Trumpists make up legal theories to justify whatever the hell they want to do, maybe it’s time for some creative thinking on the other side. For instance, in his capacity as Commander-in-Chief, perhaps Trump is subject to court martial for abusing his authority to politicize the military.

It’s a "crisis" when immigrants "take jobs away", but "innovation" when machines do. Funny.

This completely overturns my understanding of LLMs. I thought they just strung together the most statistically likely combinations of words. This suggests they can’t even do that.
Can AI get drunk, perhaps?

This is a lie.

There are many criticisms you might sensibly and truthfully make of the Sentencing Council and the Sentencing Guidelines. I’ve been making them for years.

But this is an outright lie. Pure fabrication. A fraud on the public.

Personally I prefer to enjoy a Telegraph-free experience.

Robert Jenrick is a stupid little man whose one and only leadership idea is to directly copy Donald Trump because American fascism has just enough flash and showmanship to capture his attention, like jangling keys in front of a baby.