Evie

yes my horse’s name is “grab an officer’s service weapon” and yes i do intend to enter him into the kentucky derby

13.01.2025 19:27 — 👍 684    🔁 218    💬 8    📌 2

Mulder saying "Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government."

Mulder saying "If you die, you let them off the hook."

14.04.2025 22:47 — 👍 7298    🔁 3486    💬 9    📌 51

They aspire to Traditional Cool (leather jacket and sunglasses) soo bad, but they are joyless dweebs. They say their vaguely stage-related, always slightly racist, mildly macho, annoying sense of humor is "being the Joker" but only plays like "if Jim Steinman did crypto and was never ever horny"

21.03.2025 19:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0