Eric Adams trying shoehorn his way in like

i didnt mean for me to get a migraine

i miss my cat why do i have to go to work

after listening to @iwriteok.bsky.social today on the pod, i’m surprised there isn’t more here. but i’m almost even more surprised about what is here to begin with

my dad is helping me take the pile of boxes out to the recycling and pearl is like “MY BOXES”

tipsy and opened tinder

i crinkled plastic

finally found a place to get my Dickensian sleep shirt and night cap. just need to get a candle and chamberstick (had to google the name) so i can go full honk shoo mode

everyone practice your "i'm normal and don't know anything about jury nullification" faces. just in case

a local place called foursided- def should visit next time you’re in town

Must be terrifying knowing that someone who you’ve never met has the power to destroy your life

which card for my 95 year old grandma

same thing happened to me when i moved to scotland. i realized sitting in a lecture hall i was instinctually thinking about a mass shooter coming in, but then remembered i wasn’t in america

scully: it doesn’t make any sense mulder, out of nowhere he started showing empathy and a base level curiosity about the life experience of others

mulder [tossing a manila folder on the desk]: ever hear of the woke mind virus?

she’s watching me make soup. you could say she’s soup-ervising

i want to buy a shirt that’s 20€ but shipping is 15€ 😭 should i still buy it?

making soup

she was so mad at me because i had the audacity to attempt to stop her from sliding off my lap

god i love facebook marketplace

a trump supporter replied to me with this and it goes hard

it is 15 degrees and i’m outside going to work when i should be in bed with my cat

had a couple of thanksgiving drinks and accidentally bought two of the same eyeshadow palettes on the tiktok shop. now i get to decide which sister the spare should go to

this isn’t her first run in with the candle either…

does anyone know how to overcome being constantly tired and empty and nothing bringing you joy?

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

i fear somebody was a little too curious about the candle and how had a burnt paw. should i take her to the vet?

been sick today and yesterday and i’ve taken so many pills, i think i need to move onto old wives tales