OP Pumpkin Butter Success

oil rigs as far as the eye can see

Andreas Feininger
Oil drillers at Signal Hill, California, 1948

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win. Poster

Bluesky is real life.
@olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social

not seeing any exceptions for rat kings at any of these protests and it's making me and the 6 other guys whose tails are knotted into mine really nervous

if a stranger on the bus is god they have to tell you

i used to be poor till i got richered by a almanac

WOMAN IN FIRST 5 MIN OF HORROR FILM: Come here Pookums. Dindin time. Oh you're so sweet today, aren't you? I love you so much, I don't know what I'd do without you. And I'm so glad every day that your face has all of its skin. Ha ha why would I even say that! Anyway time to take off my shirt and bra

imagining a picture of the ocean

A horse struggles to exist

#art #animation #indieanimationday #horse

i found ornamental gourds in the walmart app and yelled "ornamental gourds" but then i looked up from my phone and i was in public and everyone was staring at me

Like A Prayer was originally about chewing on a penis until but then Madonna’s record label was like actually Madonna what if you were sucking it instead

Any time the clouds don’t look like anything to me I start worrying I don’t have interiority

let the gravy just shower over you

Scientists confirm the universe is expanding to avoid eye contact.

Good morning to everyone except the sentient computer who locked me out of the space station

you finally got the nerve to ask Princess Peach on a date and she's beaming. all that fretting over nothing, you think. "i'd love t—" suddenly a swarthy little man from another dimension, bearing the proportions and outfit of a toddler, falls out a loose sewer. "haHA" he says. you know you're fucked

Having my girlfriend blow on my phone before posting like we're at the craps table

A human hand, presumably regular sized, as in not some inhuman giant hand or anything, just a regular normal hand, and in it is held three baby turtles OMG they are so cute they aren't even as wide as a single finger! Just tiny little guys! Can you believe it??? They look very sincere and polite I wish I could feed them little leaves or other turtle food. They are adorable and you love them. 🔫👀 Say you love them. Say it.

Excuse me: bb turtles

4 panel comic Panel 1: A group of people just having a lovely time. Everyone is laughing Panel 2: An absolute Federal Agent appears in the middle of the group laughing like an obnoxious robot Panel 3: The group quickly disperses, leaving the gross creepy agent by himself Panel 4: The agent touches his ear and says “arrest their moms”

the US government has arrived on bluesky

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WOW! JD Vance is doing his spectacular "Vance Dance" choreographed dance to trigger the libs and cucks! He is wearing a satin shirt and very proud of his magnificent dancing.

Doctor tells me I have a rare condition that usually only affects aquatic snails. I'm not sure why he keeps telling me this. Sometimes he calls me up in the middle of the night to remind me about the snail thing. Then he just laughs and laughs until I hang up

What’s the biggest age gap you’ve ever had? For me it was when I dated someone who was possessed by an ancient Mesopotamian deity name “Glor”.

Glor taught me so much about myself..

ways to fake your own death but only to 2 people for an extended weekend in November

Levels of “I ain’t readin’ all that”: off the charts

the title of duke of york stands vacant for any enterprising marquess or earl with, say, eight or nine thousand men to seize

Amazon’s Ring to partner with Flock, a network of AI cameras used by ICE, feds, and police Agencies that use Flock can request that Ring doorbell users share footage to help with "evidence collection and investigative work."

GET RID OF YOUR RING CAMERAS www.yahoo.com/news/article...

post from r/HuffingCommunity Mount Rushmore of Huffing - Had to sneak my favorite in as well! photo of Mount Rushmore with a gas can, Dust-Off, propane tank, and Raid photoshopped onto it

New neighbour keeps installing portals in their yard every time I do. I get the latest portal, he gets two 🙄 I get one with access to multiple dimensions he gets one with access to the nether realm. Gonna tp his house tonight

a cat sitting on a desk looking at a monitor with a photo of laura palmer on it (likely edited on there). the desk has a bunch of bottles on it

it appears that i have trolled you epic style (awkwardly attempts a karate move) have you begun to cry