Jenny Doesn’t Know

Best nap time ever

Did it hurt?

When you tried to correct me and I said “Google it” and you saw I was right?

life is too short, be the happiest tater in that french fry basket

I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled with my thumb.

I don’t know why I work with people but it was an unwise career decision.

Laced with arsenic 😃

Everyone: children simply aren't "of the corn"
Stephen king: hold my beer

There's some bamboozle afoot.

[captures you underneath a plastic cup and releases you outside]

I’m so old I remember when The Onion’s articles were completely distinguishable from reality.

oh don't mind me im just super dumb and really evil

The best part about Halloween is that your closet skeletons make great yard decorations.

Behind the scenes image from one of the Hellraiser movies showing Clive Barker in street clothes holding the Lament Configuration and surrounded by the cenobites in costume

when you have that one friend who didn't pick up a subculture with everyone else but you're still cool

I love when there is so much garlic in my food that I feel impervious to both germs and vampirism

Don’t remind me. New kids always get picked on

I'm kind of surprised that the Reading Rainbow reboot will mostly feature a group of detectives solving cold cases.

Jazz up your posts by using words.

My crazy is well known in these here parts. Which is why I need to move. So it can meet new people.

harassing people into watching my favorite shows is one of my favorite hobbies

A group of hammerhead sharks is called a school of hard knocks.

Never become so old in your soul that your heart forgets how to laugh.

Cats be like give me love no don't touch me no why did you stop giving me love

Close encounters of the worst kind, is this anything

Napping is a hella good time

Please forward my mail to this corn maze. I'm never getting out

How much extra is it to add a blow dart ambush to my DoorDash order at work?

I keep dealing with this problem where it turns out I’m kind of an idiot

you never hear about the importance of being silly

tossing keeblers into the mouth of a hungry grizzly bear