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Andy Szymas

@andruin.bsky.social

He/him. I like books, sharks, board games, the Detroit Lions, dumb jokes, and pretending I'm going to grow up and use this app for professional networking

35 Followers  |  77 Following  |  133 Posts  |  Joined: 18.08.2023  |  1.741

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When the apocalypse does hit, I sure hope I can 3d print enough little dragons and sharks to prove my usefulness to the roving warbands.

11.02.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does Warhammer 40K: Conquest count? I really loved that game.

11.02.2026 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Jurassic Park... Works (Extended) | Big Game Commercial 2026 | Xfinity
YouTube video by Xfinity Jurassic Park... Works (Extended) | Big Game Commercial 2026 | Xfinity

Xfinity, your marketing execs were so preoccupied with whether or not they could they didn't stop to think if they should. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKwx...

02.02.2026 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whenever I hear someone make a 'sportsball' or 'go sports go' joke I wonder if they think about how it's the equivalent of saying to a cashier "didn't scan, must be free!" as in everyone's heard the joke 1000x and it's just not funny or original anymore

02.02.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations!

23.01.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Full meltdown from Stroud

18.01.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I had a nickel for each horror movie that came out this month about a rage virus, I'd have two nickels

16.01.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Murder, plain and simple. Let's not mince words.

07.01.2026 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does ESPN know you can wipe off the camera lens?

03.01.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Avatar 3: it's Avatar 2, but also Avatar 1!

Also, the hot goth Navi is gonna be some generations Lola Bunny

19.12.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Has there been a more successful environmental marketing message than "cut the plastic six pack ring holders so it doesn't strangle a turtle" because its years later and its still my greatest fear that I'll forget and murder a turtle

16.12.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My brain is on shuffle between "on the day it finally happens" / "we're in the middle of a hostile government takeover" / "daddy cop" / "lizard" .... instagram has broken everything

20.11.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AI that is designed to hate on AI would be a pretty funny attempt to pass the Turing test.

19.11.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Staring suspiciously to decide if this was written by AI....

19.11.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get this orange criminal off the broadcast

09.11.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I accidentally bought 2 expensive bottles of bourbon today and was bracing for the annoyed look I was gonna get from my wife... And then she got a speeding ticket. This is how you win at marriage

08.11.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@blankcheck.bsky.social Jesus Christ the klaxon sound effect in the house or dynamite ep nearly killed me in real life

26.10.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the great enshittification has led to the great disconnect: finally deactivating Facebook, Xbox Game Pass, Disney+....

20.10.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jets get 15 yards challenge: impossible

12.10.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tobias is keeping an eye out for Yeerks

17.09.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bluesky now platform of choice for science community It’s not just you. Survey says: β€œTwitter sucks now and all the cool kids are moving to Bluesky”…

Here's the link, btw arstechnica.com/science/2025...

28.08.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I keep seeing the Ars Technica article about how science Blue Sky is replacing science X/Twitter (great quotes from @whysharksmatter.bsky.social ) and I keep getting distracted by how much the upside down X logo looks like Sonic the Hedgehog.

28.08.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if @jamesgunn.bsky.social ever read Animorphs or if it's just weird kismet

25.08.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

- bird of prey is an important character / member of the team
- very headstrong and fierce blonde team member
- team member that cares about animals and doesn't feel like it's their place to fight
- team member who joins later who is a bit bizarre
- a gorilla is involved

25.08.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

- team is put together by an Alien who then dies
- team fighting a secret alien invasion
- aliens that invade your body and blend in with society
- aliens main weakness is the source of food that they brought to the planet

25.08.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Rewatched Peacemaker Season 1 with Jess recently and was struck the echoes with Animorphs (spoilers)

25.08.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trusting your own judgement on β€˜AI’ is a huge risk Web dev at the end of the world, from HveragerΓ°i, Iceland

Feels like there's so much noise about AI and I didn't know where to start. Is it useless trash or the biggest thing since the Internet? I thought this read really helped clarify it: folks are terrible at identifying if it's useful to them or not www.baldurbjarnason.com/2025/trustin...

07.08.2025 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Weird. I still see my comment when I'm logged in, but I don't see it when viewing incognito.

07.08.2025 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Update: Isaac just got to 𝘡𝘩𝘒𝘡 reveal in #5

29.05.2025 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A lawnmower is just an upsidedown helicopter

11.05.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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