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Chris Sanders

@highlycaffeinated.bsky.social

IT Support manager, traveler, dog lover, leftist. World of Warcraft, Warhammer 40k, history, art, etc. I drink a lot of coffee and have to attend a lot of meetings. Printers are the bane of my existence.

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17.02.2026 20:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Four Pests campaign - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Pe...

17.02.2026 20:44 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

The Great Leap Forward, but with back yard HDD & SSD foundries

17.02.2026 20:09 — 👍 33    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

I can’t wait to see how much my equipment costs will go up THIS week…

17.02.2026 20:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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gonna buy one of these & then battle it against a 5e with water inside the jacket

17.02.2026 16:43 — 👍 59    🔁 2    💬 9    📌 0
A yellow nolaready post, issued by the City of New orleans that reads:

PACE YOURSELF DURING PARADES
ALTERNATE
• ONE DRINK, ONE WATER AVOID DRINKING GAMES AND RAPID DRINKING
TAKE BREAKS
BE CAREFUL WITH HIGH-ALCOHOL DRINKS (MIXED DRINKS WHERE YOU CAN'T
TASTE THE ALCOHOL)
NOLA READY

A yellow nolaready post, issued by the City of New orleans that reads: PACE YOURSELF DURING PARADES ALTERNATE • ONE DRINK, ONE WATER AVOID DRINKING GAMES AND RAPID DRINKING TAKE BREAKS BE CAREFUL WITH HIGH-ALCOHOL DRINKS (MIXED DRINKS WHERE YOU CAN'T TASTE THE ALCOHOL) NOLA READY

City: Avoid Rapid Drinking

16.02.2026 19:23 — 👍 15    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 3
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Thoth riders removed from Snoopy float threw beads at revelers with anti-ICE signs, NOPD said NOPD previously said the riders were targeting federal agents with parade throws, but that information was incorrect.

First cops said riders of a Snoopy float were ejected for throwing too hard at federal agents. Then they admitted the opposite - Toth riders hurled bags of Mardi Gras beads at parade-goers with anti-ICE signs.

Snoopy would never.
www.nola.com/news/crime_p...

16.02.2026 19:25 — 👍 20    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 0

“They were targeting feds”

“We don’t believe you. Here’s a person that was in the group you say was feds who is most definitely not a fed.”

“Yeah, you right.”

16.02.2026 19:16 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

The about-face from NOPD is a prettttty pretttty big walk back. Wow.

16.02.2026 19:03 — 👍 20    🔁 4    💬 5    📌 0

“By removing writing from reporters’ workloads, we’ve effectively freed up an extra workday for them each week.”

What the hell did I just read?

16.02.2026 01:02 — 👍 7    🔁 5    💬 3    📌 0

If there were a way to convert his Confidently Wrongness into energy, it could probably fuel his one-way trip to Mars.

15.02.2026 20:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The late capitalist economy quite literally runs on credit. It’s not only the lubricant, it’s also the fuel. And the road.

And the duct-tape and baling wire keeping the road from falling apart.

It’s the slavedriver and the whip keeping the duct-tape mines and baling wire factories running.

15.02.2026 20:06 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“I’ve got two words that I want you all to remember.”

You gotta love MICHAEL KEATON.

15.02.2026 18:45 — 👍 35    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 1

👇🎯🧵

Also, again, he's just wrong, empirically, about what politics is, how it works, & how elite cues shape public opinion in real time. The idea that you have to take it as given & leave changing it for others in a future election is utterly detached from reality across space & time.

14.02.2026 19:30 — 👍 99    🔁 21    💬 6    📌 0

“Fucking leadership, how does it work”

14.02.2026 20:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy Valentine’s Day from the nation of Swedens actual social media account in 2014

14.02.2025 23:33 — 👍 2013    🔁 386    💬 34    📌 35

if one of these guys happens to murder me one day please know, and promulgate, that it’s because i got the better of him

14.02.2026 16:49 — 👍 700    🔁 10    💬 9    📌 0

got in an argument with this khaki wearing guy who had his pristine f150 parked all the way across a sidewalk (?) and in the course of the argument i asked ‘do you do a lot of backcountry driving in that thing’ and it upset him so bad he had to lock himself in his truck lmao

14.02.2026 16:38 — 👍 2863    🔁 233    💬 61    📌 15

Crimes or nepotism, it’s almost always crimes or nepotism

14.02.2026 18:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I live around the corner from a convent and you'd think for Mardi Gras week/weekend the nuns would take the opportunity to dress as sexy nuns but no

09.02.2024 15:31 — 👍 78    🔁 9    💬 4    📌 2

that's... not an election?

14.02.2026 15:55 — 👍 492    🔁 70    💬 11    📌 0
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Homeland Security Wants Social Media Sites to Expose Anti-ICE Accounts

New story up on the Homeland Security Department’s new tactic: flood social media companies with subpoenas to unmask anonymous accounts that criticize ICE or monitor the movements of ICE agents.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...

13.02.2026 23:22 — 👍 2105    🔁 1151    💬 188    📌 199
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Social Security Workers Are Being Told to Hand Over Appointment Details to ICE The recent request goes against decades of precedent and puts noncitizens at further risk of immigration enforcement actions.

"The recent request goes against decades of precedent and puts noncitizens at further risk of immigration enforcement actions." | Wired
www.wired.com/story/social...

14.02.2026 12:15 — 👍 50    🔁 37    💬 1    📌 1

We are the Omelas of global healthcare

13.02.2026 13:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hope my corporate overlords realize how much cost I avoided by stubbornly insisting that we refresh our whole PC fleet as part of our switch to Win11.

13.02.2026 13:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Here’s the thing… a dusty, used-up, gravel-sounding, lying, murderous eugenicist who snorted blow off a toilet seat *is* the best that MAGA can find to do the job. Nobody else is any better than this scumbag. That’s the problem, they’re all this venal. It’s a jobs program for the scum of the earth.

13.02.2026 13:02 — 👍 891    🔁 232    💬 26    📌 6

It’s been either 25, or it was 6 to 4 since I’ve had a Chicago song stuck in my head

13.02.2026 13:05 — 👍 22    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 1

I told my toddlers that they were responsible for their own blankies and that made them stronger and more honorable people

13.02.2026 12:55 — 👍 190    🔁 41    💬 5    📌 2

greatest headline of my adult life

13.02.2026 13:02 — 👍 1926    🔁 478    💬 14    📌 9

Criminality is so rampant inside CBP that it has seen one of its own agents or officers arrested every 24 to 36 hours since 2005.

www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...

13.02.2026 12:54 — 👍 1289    🔁 599    💬 23    📌 39

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