Former California Tech Bro

I stand with Stancil!!

Well, in spirit. From Tokyo

sounds a lot like ol Sharkey making playable board games in Minecraft out of his RV in the desert

Looking good, man!

Holy fuck, Unreal Engine is such a fucking nightmare to work with. It's insanely powerful but I dunno if it's worth the hassle.. I've been wrestling with it for like 12 hours' worth of dev time already and barely have anything to show for it

I wrote an AI tool that analyzes and categorizes all the time I spent on stuff, and it turns out I was just working too slowly. Animal Crossing when I should've been preparing my 6 pool Zergling Rush

Head back to base, team, we'll get 'em next time

Yeah man, that's the hidden cost they don't tell you about to learning Japanese from 80s TV shows. Nobody ever corrects me either, turns out if some enormous scary looking dude shows up talking like an old school supervillain you just go with it

Man, I dunno how I'm still so surprised and irritated every time it turns out some big tech influencer account turns out to be completely fake.

The fold doesn't affect my game, please don't aggressively fold and unfold your phone. Unless it's a Surface Duo

Clanker Clicker Lean back and let the clanker handle the work

Damn, I picked a bad day to release a similar game. Oh well, haha: clankerclicker.com

Clanker Clicker Lean back and let the clanker handle the work

Make that a cool 💯 just updated the game with some quality of life features: clankerclicker.com

OK, bad news team, I checked and it miscategorized some things. Actually I spent 97 hours building it

OK, the new game was a flop, but at least I didn't spend too long on it right?

(check time tracker)

Woops looks like I spent almost 70 hours building it, haha

It's not too late, boys, you can quit and hide out in Tokyo making meme games with me

Clanker Clicker Lean back and let the clanker handle the work

Hell yeah!!

Well, I'm working on getting reps in on coding, so I can probably do most of that part if you want to focus on the creative side

I just finished another meme game in a week, you can check it out here: clankerclicker.com

Clanker Clicker Lean back and let the clanker handle the work

I'm proud to announce a bold new multimodal gaming experience, playable in your browser right now!! clankerclicker.com

My dad is an old school sign painter (up until the mid 2000s almost every large sign was hand-painted). Lately he mostly just sits around playing shooting games in VR, although his favorite game was Operation: Wolf back in the day.. I'm trying to see if I can get him to help make a new VR version

All right Shark-man, I've been cooking up meme games on a 1 day turnaround*, you want to team up and make something??

I posted some at hardmodecode.com

* They're scoped to take 4 hours to build but always end up taking 2+ weeks

oh no, I'm not touching that game, not after I watched Notch sit there and play it all day every day for years even though he had billions of dollars

The latency isn't visible, but you can feel it on high skill/tightly-tuned games. If you're having trouble with 100ms from game streaming you should double check your monitor and input settings though

Same here man, I just wanted to work on my game but I had to hang out with the family all day so they could build their core memories

I did update my website though!

Alley-ooping it onto another site I assume, since nobody fuckin engages with anything on here

Wait why is @sharkey.bsky.social on her tshirt??

pretty awesome that your grandfather was Colossus tho

Hate it when I run across something people here value at HARD OFF

Usually I just buy games that locals don't care about for 110 yen

You want a vision of the future? Imagine this playing on loop -- forever

The bloodline curse has already manifested itself in my daughter. Nothing to do now but hope she gets stock market autism and not "cataloguing rare bug species" autism

Finally logged in to see why the Sharkey pipe was stopped up, now I've got a whole month of great content to catch up on!

Even worse: I'm low-key scared of my own appearance and voice in these rewatches, turns out I'm a scary MF. No wonder people hop to when I yell at them to do things

Putting together some actual useful content for my target audience (of WoW raiders) now. Ughhh turns out making good videos is exactly like writing a good essay.. you have to keep deleting things and rewriting it shorter and re-reading it again and again and again