DataShade

Weird. Nothing on the @nytimes.com homepage about the President of the United States calling for the execution of members of the opposition in response to their political speech.

okay, seeing the headlines pop up in news feeds, apparently it's time for various companies to insist we believe there is an AI actress named "Tilly Norwood"

there is no AI actress, there is a computer graphics program that makes an animated character

Scooby-Doo was not an actor, either

Love to learn that a good dude is also named Clifford Buzz Grambo

Just realized that TIME magazine is probably going to do something dumb and name AI as the Person of the Year, isn't it?

This is the right wing equivalent to batting for the cycle

Narrator: A jury held Trump liable for sexual abuse.

With new music just absolutely eating shit right now, I have genuine belief that we could see an all-Christmas-songs Hot 100 this Christmas

if I'm dating a 21-year-old woman when I'm 55 I think I have surrounded myself with enough good people that at least one of them will hit me with a shovel

gigantic lollipop

i fell like if we give Fetterman one of these we can keep him occupied for at least a few months

When someone of sound health is dating an older man kept together only because all the diseases inside him are in constant war, that's a Phage Gap

When It Happens It’s been so long, you sometimes forget that eventually, IT will HAPPEN. It’s impossible to say when IT will HAPPEN. But it can’t be too long until...

"It’s impossible to say when IT will HAPPEN. But it can’t be too long until IT HAPPENS. Looking at the data, it is statistically plausible that IT will HAPPEN in the next thirty-six months. Eighteen, if you factor in hamburger consumption and all the weird bruising."

It was pretty funny that he just offered up the goods with no prompting. HEY GUYS ARE WE TALKING ABOUT NUZZI AND AGE GAP CONCERNS, WELL, I HAVE SOME ANECDOTAL EVIDENCE TO

It's all been leading up to the "President Donald Trump is a white-hat pedophile, actually" gambit. All of American history has been leading up to it.

scams all the way down

I thought this was a hyperbolic paraphrase of what Shapiro said, but no, this is the verbatim quote in the clip.

I don't think I'm overestimating at all. I have spent a lot of time dealing with victims and their enablers.

I'd argue people underestimate how much abusers know what they're doing is wrong.

pretty clear a big part of the mainstream media-led backlash to #metoo is the number of people in media who take advantage of and abuse others.

they made it seem like it's about fairness, but they just didn't want to face any real consequences for their behavior.

The dragon sleeps within all of us

The whole thing would be 2% less galling if not for the reality that everyone out there doing real journalism and writing about something other than themselves has to post "Please subscribe to my Florp for $1 so I can eat this month, please" daily while these people get rich.

Mike Johnson's Epstein bungling is a disaster for the GOP The House speaker and his boss put on a masterclass of failure.

wrote about how Mike Johnson spent months making sure Epstein would be at the top of the news as soon as Ds caved on the shutdown.

www.publicnotice.co/p/mike-johns...

There are stereotypically hot women who don’t need a fake ID to drink- the reason these men are attracted to teenagers is power

This is the best of these jokes I've read all morning. Three birds with one stone

I will also be skipping my shows tonight in solidarity

I am no longer certain of the best way to challenge leadership anymore given that it is abundantly clear that the democratic senate is the much larger problem. eg Hakeem was brow beaten into submission re: Mamdani. The dem house was ready to stay shutdown. You cannot say the same for Schumer, etc.

honestly pathetic for every institution that larry summers beat them to the punch by announcing he’s stepping back before anyone outright fired him. CAP wyd

im publishing an amazon affiliate listicle titled "the 25 best gifts for coffee lovers in 2025" and making sure it includes all the heavy hitters:

-folgers
-k-cups
-mug with 'fluent in sarcasm' written on the side

Oops! All Metaphors!

Never Ask

A Woman, Her Age

A Man, His Salary

Keith Olberman how old Olivia Nuzzi was when they started dating.