Jude

Burnt myself out last week and I honestly don’t think it was remotely appreciated and that’s made me feel super sad in ways I can’t figure out.

But I might just be super sick and being dramatic whomst can say

I wish someone would run him over. Repeatedly. 15 months this fat headed porcine faced motherfucker has been in No10 and I can’t recall a time when this country was more racist and the govt more comically cruel.

Starmer to end asylum ‘golden ticket’ of resettlement and family reunion rights People granted asylum will have to earn right to invite family in plan charities call ‘straight from populist playbook’

So if I’ve grasped the galaxy-brained strategy here, it’s:
✅ Day 1: reassure target voters that migrants are a problem & you’re ready to make them suffer
✅ Day 2: tell target voters their ideas are racist
✅ Day 3: reassure target voters that migrants are a problem & you’re ready to make them suffer

The UK, where it's a 'Golden Ticket' to live with your family after being tortured.

Just pick up the phone ffs instead of this mindless back and forth bollocks

Spent the day intermittently sleeping off a hangover and now I’m wide awake at 3am

I think about his daughter hearing him say he’d force her to carry her rapist’s baby to term. Given the 1 in 3 women experiencing DV or sexual assault in their lifetime it chills me to my core

Me to be honest

“A man has died and whatever you think of his beliefs, it’s very poor taste to…”

All of Bluesky:

This will please @macaree.bsky.social immensely

Its giving

If they accept Klarna I have a long long list they can start working through

I need to buy a headstone but I don’t know where to start can someone help me

If you as a parent fail to put your kids first by choosing to stoke violence, enable it or welcome it, then I reserve the right to conclude your kids would be better off without you

“Think about his family” I’ve thought about it and I’ve concluded the daughter he would’ve forced to carry her rapist’s baby to term is better off today than she was yesterday

Keith I appreciate you

SHOT THROUGH THE NECK
AND YOU’RE TO BLAME
DARLING YOU GIVE GUNS
A GOOD NAME

Shot from 200 yards but the shooter got away is making me cackle sorry

Etsy witches I have more work for you

The Etsy witches Jezebel hired to curse Charlie Kirk are going to get SO much business love that for them

That sniper has perfect comedic timing

No guys… he said gang violence was worse than mass shootings…then got shot immediately after saying it

Like please let us enjoy him getting got immediately after being racist

If you make peace with the fact you’re not going to heaven, you can enjoy a scumbag piece of shit getting got so much more

My minority opinion is she should shut up and fuck off

I watched the catfish documentary on Netflix and my jaw is still on the floor

Yvette Cooper eminently qualified for the role of British foreign secretary given her prior experience of treating black and brown foreigners like garbage and sucking up to the far right.

Absolutely off the charts public health capacity on display here.

Leaving Kyiv soon and I will not miss the air raids I cannot lie