Katkin

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor

General Woundwort

Howling at that photo of Andrew after he got arrested looking the absolute spit of General Woundwort from Watership Down.

The famous photo of George W Bush finding out about the second plane hitting the Twin Towers, with sweaty nonce Andrew Mountbatten's face photoshopped in place of George W Bush

a man is sitting in a recording studio with the words still waiting hurry up on the bottom ALT: a man is sitting in a recording studio with the words still waiting hurry up on the bottom

He looks like crap and his mouth's drooping.

"It's a full-blown constitutional crisarse"

"Stop getting Partridge wrong!"

a man in a suit says give the lady a prize in front of a group of men ALT: a man in a suit says give the lady a prize in front of a group of men

Just replaced the toilet seat.

'Being detained at your brother's pleasure' will never not be funny

Thoughts and prayers to anyone driving on Kings Heath High Street for the next few weeks.

Farage doing a Trump, there.

Car passed the MOT phew. New tyre due to stupid bloody nail. Still the issue of very damp interior.

a man with his eyes closed and the words " the air tingles with a looming sense of dread " ALT: a man with his eyes closed and the words " the air tingles with a looming sense of dread "

The garage has not phoned me back yet re the MOT.

MOT day. There's a screw in the tyre. The interior's extremely damp but apart from that I'm hoping everything's fine.

So beautiful!

Yay the mini pump worked fine but there's a huge screw sticking out of my tyre. Tyre fully inflated for now, enough to get me to the garage tomorrow. Going to be an expensive week.

MOT tomorrow and I've just noticed I've got a flat tyre. Time to try out the mini tyre inflator I bought last year. Hopefully enough to get me to the garage.

"Walking whilst looking "a bit tired""

Early pints for the Birmingham match.

I like how the pub cheered faintly every time Seagull Man appeared.

Watching the footie in the pub and someone's singing Creep on the Karaoke the other end of the bar.

What I'm wearing to the bsky Valentine's ball (or the pub to watch the footie)

#SCOENG

The sun's had its day, now it's fucked off and it's grey and freezing. Balance has been restored.

I suspect this is a joke but even if it is isn't I laughed for a solid 20 seconds and now somewhat ironically I need this t-shirt.

Was going to drive to Wickes to buy a new toilet seat (happy Valentine's day) but my stupid car's frozen inside and out and I can't be bothered defrosting it. So we'll have to balance on a wobbly seat for another day or two. I like living on the edge.

OMG, not a tired man?!!

12 years since we adopted Smokey 😻

"All cuisines" (mashed potato AND chips).

“The Sweeny, The Sweeny…” by Sweep.

(This was sent to me by a friend from a Facey account, credit to a Mark Devine who posted it).

.cc @hannahcooper.bsky.social

Wow. Shameful behaviour.

@aprilajoy.bsky.social 's scarily accurate Bondi.