Steven Miller Real Estate

PSA: Please check homes carefully of your loved ones that have passed away before selling. Especially those influenced from depression era. You'd be surprised what and where they hide things. I've had many thank me after not believing.

Today is someday.
Everyday is someday.

Remember that the next time you say "someday".

Home listed for $1,950,000.
Reduced to $1,650,000.
Expired after six months.
Relisted at $1,650,000.
Reduced to $1,350,000.
Expired after six months.
Relisted for $2,000,000.

Same agent.

Seller you need a different agent. Or agent you need to walk away.

Listng photo.
Pro tip: If the photo doesn't sell, let that $#! go. (Leave it out)

Condos are the new tear downs in South Florida.

Developer offers can be a lifeline to struggling older buidings and residents.

Every condo being built right now in the Palm Beaches has "unparalleled luxury". 🤔

Loosing a deal over a 1% difference is not wise move. That's for Buyers and Sellers.

I've represented many challenging clients over 30 years, a blind buyer, at odds couples in divorce, tax delinquencies, environmental contamination, but the bitter personality of some people make those a breeze.

I've injured myself more than once getting !$#@ packages open.

There's that too. But my 900sf childhood home that my dad paid $13,000 for sold recently for $425,000 - still same size.

PSA: Add vegetable oil to your Christmas tree stand. Prevents mosquito from becoming mosquitoes.

An aggravating personal experience.

Merry Christmas all!

Easy email even more.

Miami has so many exciting projects going on! The Waldorf Astoria at 100 stories and the Fountain Bridge alone will add tremendous value making a true destination city. #Miami

I'll trade you the foxes, owls and mushrooms I get. I can't even conceive why the algos push them on me.

Not a fan of nestled either😉

Pro tip: Don't use "boasts" to describe the two bedroom and one bath in your 750sqft listing.

Most folks would never believe what those birds can swallow.

Wall Street has much better ROI opportunities than single family homes and with a hell of a lot less risk.

In real estate, that's usually a breach of contract. Noting that usually gets a quick reply.

Aka, bigger faucet, smaller drain.

And with needed restoration. With cost becoming exponential.

I think it was frothier here. There are some areas that are just now getting back to 2006 prices.

I know the "fog a mirror standards" leading up to that had a significant impact, but would not have thought that much. Crazy.

I would imagine this is very much Boomer influenced? Mostly having paid a lifetime of credit off. Credit scores may even have been higher if scores didn't go down carrying less credit.🤔

Unfortunately getting ahead in real estate today is becoming about how much you spend more than putting in the work and who you know. #realestate

Um, that's what a peanut butter sandwich is.

Guilty.

Scamming folks is so easy they didn't even change the name or logo. Looking forward to the new launches for FTX, Theranos and Madoff Securities!

Thirty years ago one policy covered all risks - $650

Now three policies - $9800

Same house.

Add chips and raisins. Thank me later.