MaddyInTheory

Philomena Cunk voice:
"Who is Evan? and why did he have a Jelly Lion?"

lol this cop pissed himself

trump dismantling the whitehouse to build the Trumplercon Ballpit was not on my bingo card for 2025

Remember it is important to not only take care of yourself but your plushies too!

dying at rightwingers falling for what looks like an ai generated turning points USA half time show with special guest “measles”

post 2 characters & tag 5 others to do the same

i don't even know 5 people tbh

too pissed off to write, sorry

Btw, as the Itchio noise and all died down, Adult games are technically just banned now.

Some adult games are still being sold, yes, but if you get caught or reported or whatever, all your payment options will be yanked and only a husk remains.

Zero comments from Itchio on this, nothing, at all.

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Petition EN7799 - Stop VISA and MASTERCARD from dictating access to Legal Content. Petition Status The petition is currently open for signatures OPEN CLOSED 一雪一〇 PRESENTED RESPONDED Petition Reason VISA and MASTERCARD control the payment processor market, in a monopoly, that is not regulated in the least. These companies openly dictate access to services, sales, or operations, of legal items, or legal businesses, based on their own political views. Credit Card Processors should only be there to process legal transactions, and not dictate what someone spends their money on. VISA and MASTERCARD are so big and control a market that can be equated to a utility. There are no alternatives widely available in the market, despite these companies acting as a key part of all payment infrastructure. just like water companies or electricity providers are regulated to prevent them from stopping service based on arbitrary views, VISA and MASTERCARD should be held to the same standard.

Australians, spread this petition far and wide. Demands Parliament “open anti-trust investigations and penalize the unregulated monopoly of a key part of everyday infrastructure,” as “payment processors are not there to regulate what legal content people consume.”

www.aph.gov.au/e-petitions/...

screenshot of Vintage Story, showing many berry bushes in rows, a farm in a river, and a cobble house with a thatch roof in the background, situated in clearing in a green foresty area

a closer shot of the house showing the corner of a charcoal burn pit, a clay firing pit, and the forge area out the front of the house

interior shot of the house, it has aged oak flooring and it shows various storage jars and reed chests, lit torches in sconces along the walls, wooden fence windows, a kitchen with black brick flooring in one corner and a bed area adjacent to it

another shot of the interior from a different angle, showing the stairs down to the basement

spent like 8 hours playing vintage story w Gf (@maddyintheory.bsky.social) and managed to upgrade our house from a 5x6 dirt hovel to a proper farm house

Un-well
a creature that mimics the appearance of a normal well, it appears in small towns and new settlements.

the official national republican congress committee account posted this fake project 2026 agenda that democrats supposedly have and it’s so fucking funny they thought they could fool people into thinking it’s real

I was BEYOND excited that Simon & Schuster chose me to do the copyediting on Kamala Harris's new book. I'm legally bound not to show you too much before its September release, but they allowed me to share a small sneak behind the curtain at the process of editing such a monumental work.

Vladimir Lenin wrote in 1913 of the 'bizarre, ritualised susceptibility of the Australian public to ranked lists of music'

the existence of the yaoi hole implies the existence of the yuri hole, but evolutionarily there is no need for a physical yuri hole, as such i believe that the yuri hole must exist on a spiritual or emotional level, but as a holes existence implies that something is missing,

they should make dark souls 2 three

Going back and forth between the same three or four apps feels like an animal pacing it its cage

screenshot of Elden Ring Nightreign, featuring the character Iron Eye standing in a foggy forest clearing, selecting a reward from a boss drop, the options are "Hoslows petal whip" "Hoslows sacred petal whip" and "critical hit fp restoration"

the "daniel" "cooler daniel" year book photo meme, edited to be "hoslows petal whip" and "hoslows sacred petal whip", with the sunglasses glasses edited onto the sacred petal whip

only been awake an hour and its already a write-off
shits fucked
fuck this planet

Getting banned from competing in cards against humanity for having a biological advantage
(being funny)

computer assistant with the voice of the resident evil 4 merchant

"Not Enough Space, Stranger"

i love this creature so much :3 (and also happy birthday)

gf is in surgery rn getting bones removed so she can suck dick better

gup is a frequently used word for me and my gf because of this video

Mmmmmbloodborne

gamers,

a screenshot of the overwatch 2 main menu

i'm here you fuckaas bitch

Fruit flies like a banana

enjoying my life of finding out what new horrors the day has brought and then trying to distract myself the rest of the day every single day