sam circle

dick cheney was gooning on a 6 monitor setup playing porn compilations on a loop. the wildest stuff youve never seen. stuff that SHOULD have been ai, filmed at deep state black sites using kidnapped weta workshop guys to make prosthetics. he died from dehydration and stage three cummy tummy

(Cornel West beginning eulogy) Brother Dick

The one relatable thing about Dick Cheney was when they put him in charge of finding George W. Bush a vice president and after doing a few interviews was like, fuck it, I’ll just do it myself. That really spoke to me as a fellow type A personality who has issues delegating.

why the FUCK are there not 32 days in October. FUMING over this

kinda funny how jerry saltz has literally shaped his entire life around gallery hopping and files like one brief review a month, meanwhile jillian steinhauer is now the most prolific gallery critic at the Times AND the New Yorker and is also a lecturer at the new school. freelance GOD.

the andrew formerly known as prince

hamburger hinderer

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

having my typical evening of quieting the internal anguish by watching horror, when this commercial came on tubi, and i thought i had entered some sort of psychotic fugue.

sound on.

paying $24/lb for a frozen turkey at thanksgiving because the president wants to punish the limu emu

wait you’re telling me after all this time in the frying pan I’m now going into the fire? Oh brother!

Um how about “Kermit, A Frog” instead?? He’s not the only one!!!

"Knobbed russet apple", green apples covered with brown russeting and knobby growths

Real pomological perverts know that if the apples look like this they're going to be mindblowing

Fart is making a comeback — as a shit

Kevin from We Need To Talk About Kevin has recieved a Presidential pardon. "We used to talk about Kevin and now we're talking about him again." Said the President

My neighbors put a huge tv in their backyard that they’re using to watch the Mr. Bean cartoon

a world where the basketball gm guy has as much money as jeff bezos is frankly a world we should all work to create

Netflix Lands ‘Black Hole’ Series From ‘I Saw the TV Glow’ Filmmaker Jane Schoenbrun Co-produced by New Regency, the drama is based on a graphic novel by Charles Burns.

“I Saw the TV Glow” writer-director Jane Schoenbrun is doing a series at Netflix based on Charles Burns’ “Black Hole” comics (which also have a long on-off history with movie adaptations). Details here.

Andrew Scott and Ethan Hawke in BLUE MOON

Martin Short and Charles Grodin in CLIFFORD

Three weeks after seeing BLUE MOON I finally realized what Shortened Ethan Hawke kept reminding me of

He's also famously worshipful of Cassavetes & credits him with unlocking his career. I think it's important to him repay that.

He said he really wanted to serve others as a Jesuit but liked sin too much. He sinned for a long time. Not just coke, women, etc. He wanted to be a great man, he wanted to be Fellini. It almost killed him several times over, but he did it. Now he's a bit more free to serve others.

thinking about it happening when the White House is 65% demolished and Vance trying to convince people to let him rebuild it in his own image and getting pelted by eggs

Drip essen Seele auf

it's very texas democrats that the party has a decent bench for the first time in years and they all want to run against each other for the same job

The curious, contentious history of pumpkin spice lattes Starbucks didn’t invent them. But it’s possible that Tori Amos or a Midwest grandma did.

I am here to reveal the truth about pumpkin spice lattes, by way of *deep* archival research (and 3,600 words)

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my six year old son has ADHD which means among other things every four to five months I purchase this set of $6 baseball caps for him to lose. my mother, who had to do this for me, is laughing her ass off from the afterworld so loudly I can hear it.

LFGGGGGGG

ACTUAL GOOD TRANSIT NEWS ALERT: Metro-North will run to Albany, starting this spring.

And Amtrak is adding back one train to NYP-ALB and capping prices at $99.

me: ugh god you know how you make plans for friday night but then friday night gets there and you don't want to do it and it feels sooooooo good to cancel?

my liege lord Daimyō Nobunaga (unsheathing katana): even a dog understands loyalty. She whose word is not bond does not deserve to live