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raise your hand if you teared up and/or sobbed within the past 10 minutes

preorder preorder

‘that’s my baby. she’s iconic. iphone case. lipgloss on it. ‘

Shakespearean

met gala tonight

Screenshot of “Yea Alabama” subscription site with a banner indicating “subscription canceled successfully”

yeahhhhh time to cancel the yea alabama membership!!!

Landed here searching to see if anyone else picked up on this ! The modification dates suggest the repos are sorted in reverse chronological order. Definitely makes the cropping seem ill intentioned

RMFT

trying to find short n sweet tour outfit inspo on tiktok and feeling the urge to add “adult” to the search bc everyone looks like they just got their learners permits

perfect graphic hahahaha

Serena Williams was out there crip walking and you’re trying to tell me ppl are saying it was the worst halftime show ever.

Next years is going to be unprecedented levels of white

“We got a LOT of individuals on the scaffolding” 💀

THEY’RE CLIMBING THE POLES IN TOKYO GO BIRDS🦅🦅🦅

Sirianni’s fighting a smile

Doja cat lyrics: yeah bitch I said what I said

Kendrick looking into the camera:

screenshot from Threads of a post that says “Welp. Heidi and Spencer had me fooled. I’ll add them to the list of people I no longer support.”

im sorry but in what world were they ever anything but crazy trumpers

SAQUON. FUCKIN. BARKLEY.

Caleb Downs I am so sad to see you in a buckeyes uniform but you are so talented that I’m just happy you’re doing well

ohhhhhhh man

Holy shit

is it uncomfortable? it looks so swollen!

something about that interaction between fowler & herbstreit was so cute. “out” “touch”

“I like that teamwork”

soooo embarrassing to fail a captcha. like omfg i guess that pixelated photo DIDNT have a car in it, fuck.

Black kitty sitting in my lap :)

Gray tabby kitty looking out a frosted window :)

omg i realized that i haven’t hard launched our new cats on this app

growing family!!!

I ordered 3 (one coming to me, two shipping out to two diff friends) and haven’t gotten any cancellation emails! 🤞🤞

Deleted X again let’s see how long it sticks this time

Merry Christmas.
Cartoon by the wonderful Liz Climo

pretty funny to see the media all solemnly pledge to be more in touch with regular people then immediately clutch pearls about CEO jokes

i just want to say that the eras tour gave me a taste of girlhood that i never had growing up. i wasn’t an online swiftie until recently and i want to thank every one of you for making me feel so safe, welcomed, and continuing the sense of girlhood. you all genuinely make me so happy 🩵

I also can’t believe she said guy on the chiefs but I am so happy for her

have you ever tried this one! (i’m about to)