Death Becomes Her superfan - now with decorative gourds

Really appreciate the clarity of the president saying black people are ruining the country and this entire room of groveling empty suits saying nothing bsky.app/profile/just...

My MacGydvent wreath. The base is the cardboard from a carton of Sprite. It’s held together with cooking twine.

I have yet to see a story about someone who was able to keep their job because they were able to show up to their shifts thanks to bail reform, or to make custody dates, or to keep their housing.

Jane Curtin as Mrs Lupner is The Nerds from SNL.

‘Poor Mr. Jeffries. He was born without a spine.’

come on, man. just show the slightest iota of self-respect.

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jesus fucking christ what are we even doing here

sometimes, which what i’ve learned from, of when’s all comes down to yourself — indeed, i might add — has always been them into some

wE nEeD a BiG tEnT

Major decision. In D.C., ICE/CBP can no longer arrest immigrants without a warrant unless they find individualized probable cause of a flight risk.

"Viewing all immigrants potentially subject to removal as criminals is, as a legal matter, plain wrong." www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...

Back in 17, six in six people were foreign born; we’re just trying to get back to the founding era these people so idolize.

I know hypocrisy is a feature not a bug in this era but if the Chinese government said it had intel (which they refused to show or verify) on U.S. citizen criminals who were doing things that negatively impacted Chinese citizens so they did some targeted strikes on or right off american soil…

adverse possession. look it up.

Counterpoint: probably better for the country that he be on a date than performing the duties of FBI director.

I’m calling the act ‘The Democrats!’

one hour apart

Has he tried joining a bike club.

Hegseth finally feels like a man. All it took was ordering someone else to do war crimes and then pretending he didn't.

I using ChatGPT on my resume recently and it did a great job at shaping the language to fit the job resume and also completely fabricated two jobs and a post graduate degree.

orange cat making a silly tongue out face

i caught him in the middle of a little sneeze

I am extremely pessimistic that any accountability will be meted out, but for my own sanity’s sake, I have to keep remembering that all of this, from the notion of a ‘war’ on drugs to the targeting of shipwreck survivors, is black letter law illegal.

We are so far away from the restrictions on war powers contemplated in the Constitution that we might as well pretend the document doesn’t exist.

Entire Chain of Command Could Be Held Liable for Killing Boat Strike Survivors, Sources Say Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s actions could spark investigations for war crimes or outright murder, sources told The Intercept.

The synthesis of the reports in the NYT and WaPo, plus Hegseth’s social media posts and the admin’s press statements, is that Hegseth told his subordinates to ‘kill them all’ before the first strike, which was interpreted to include a second (highly illegal) strike.

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Yes, and actually quite important that the message is out there - you do not want to be the most senior unpardoned person on 21st Jan 2029.

More broadly, the US needs a serious thing about what dismantling Trumpism looks and operates like to not shit the bed on it again.

British people also willingly eat something called ‘bubble and squeak’ so excuse me if I don’t go through life depending on their sense of taste.

[me to my gay friends] so which one of you drives the car and which one points to the cows and says ‘cow’?

https://www.reddit.com/r/calvinandhobbes/comments/166rvc/january_17_1985_its_worth_a_shot/

He cherishes country music everybody.

Never been that drunk on a flight. Mildly surprised they let me board.

Maybe my favorite plane trip ever was a night flight from SF to LA that was somehow three hours delayed (for a flight that lasted maybe 45 minutes). I wound up at a bar next to a lawyer who was like seven martinis deep and had a work charge card and was more than happy to spot mine.

how nice for him