Zack M

@hyperfixedpod.bsky.social has been growing by leaps and bounds this past year. We’re going after bigger more ambitious stories, collaborating with amazing people & shows, and we’re currently at 3250 patrons! My hope is to get to 4,000 patrons by the end of the year, so I’m gonna try an experiment

it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.

Poster for the movie OLD except the legs are on a bed instead of a beach and the title is CPAP

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

The Jays have the chance to do the funniest thing Canada has done since 1814

He did it again for the 5 year anniversary

I love my food sitting in a pool of grease

Screenshot of a Facebook Messenger conversation between me and a friend: Me: WHAT Friend: Oh no Friend: It happened Me: MATT WHY Friend: YUP Friend: I was PISSED Me: What the FUCK Friend: YUP ZACK

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Hi friends, I am up for a best new podcast award but I am dangerously close to losing it to Michelle Obama. If you could vote for me that would be so so cool. You can vote by following this link. vote.signalaward.com/PublicVoting...

Same

My god she's still going??

oh shit she really is totally crashing out

Rowling and Emma Watson's argument is painful to watch😢

Good-hearted transgender people never intend to hurt anyone else.
They just want to love who they want to love and live according to their soul's direction.
Chiitan stands by the hearts of good-hearted transgender people.
I love everyone

NYT Opinion Headline Generator

NYT Opinion Headline Generator V2 is up, added 100+ figures/topics and fixed an issue where the topic wasn't respected every time you generated a topic-specific headline.

Please don't tell Ezra Klein.

wptk.neocities.org/generator

NYT Opinion Headline Generator

I scraped all of Ezra Klein's headlines from NYT + Vox (and flavored in some @nytpitchbot.bsky.social greatest hits) to get this going.

It's still a work in progress, but I'm happy with the first version. It needs more coastal elite snark, but it's getting there.

wptk.neocities.org/generator

Congress Plays Keep-Away With Child’s School Lunch WASHINGTON—After entering a school cafeteria in D.C. and wrenching a brown paper bag from the hands of a small child, U.S. senators and representatives taunted a 7-year-old student and played keep-awa...

Congress Plays Keep-Away With Child’s School Lunch

"We wanted to go do a Star War"

Beginning of a pig butchering?

How was the titan doc?? Anything crazy that wasn't already known?

Now there's a couple of guys who know how to pose for a picture!

Canada really is on the cutting edge of paying at restaurants technology

GET IT PRESSED

Reaction in discord wasn't enough for ya?

After a judicial recount the riding of Terrbonne has flipped back to the Liberals from the Bloc. The margin of victory is a single vote. One. Vote. LPC now at 170 seats with three more ridings being recounted this week. (LPC holds two of them so they could drop from 170 or go as high as 171)

chart with three columns: Indie, AA, AAA and seven rows: Development budget, marketing, team size, publisher, graphics and technology, target audience, development time. Each cell has a funny but also pretty much true content

chart drafted by a friend about the difference between indie and AA, and AAA game developers

My favorite Andor season 2 character is this absolutely minted alien bloke dancing his tits off on MDMA wearing space Tom Ford sunglasses

Incredible lineup for this week's Parlor Room

We need a political campaign based on Unity, Duty, Destiny.

Strong Bad and Homestar Runner stand in a spotlight, singing on Strong Bad's desk. A little gold foil sticker says "25 dot coms" and text below them reads "Back to a Website."

Let's all go back:
homestarrunner.com/toons/backto...

I think the salami might be the worst offence here.