Dyna

Hi princess

I'm reminded of it bc she made a comment about how, unlike Dems and the Clintons, Trump wanted his people healthy. My dad shot back and said Obama def did, and she just replied something like "sure but there's a spiritual side to this conflict, but I'm the only one who's reads about it haha"

My aunt is one of the nicest people I know but she's also into like, woo right wing conspiracy theories and thinks Paul Walker was assassinated by the Clintons because he was going to blow the whistle on Adrenochrome. She's Venezuelan and ber day to day life has nothing to do with US politics

Please picture me coughing up blood whenever I post something with a mistype

Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.

call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it

God, same

I've been staring off into space for the last 15 minutes. You?

Injection beer saved the day once again I feel fine

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honestly, to a degree i kind of prefer the alternate ending to final destination 4. sure it's kind of hacky and feels abrupt, but it's certainly a lot more fresh and unique compared to how the final film basically just does the ending of 3 again

Ow I was tensed up for the injection

46&2 #TRIGUN

if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.

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Grey Hulk looks minimally irritated by Spider-Man stood on his shoulders with his hands grabbing his chin. Spider-Man has the head of a snake. Hulk: -- Aw, no, it's Spider-Man! Hulk (thinking): WHY did HE hafta pick on ME? I always kinda LIKED the little guy! Panel from What If...? #25 (1991)

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The knot connoisseur

The Combat, 1939, by Leslie Gilbert Illingworth (1902–1979).

don't talk to me like you're above wanting to fuck an elf. don't come in here all high and mighty pretending like you don't want to fuck an elf

Jealous of what, your apparent Homestuck knot porn collection?

HOMESTUCK? Of all things?

NANCY LOOKS VERY ANNOYED, SLUGGO LOOKS VERY RELAXED, HE IS SITTING BACK IN A EASY CHAIR WITH HIS FEET UP AND HIS HANDS FOLDED BEHIND HIS HEAD NANCY: I WISH HE’D LEAVE - - - I’VE BEEN HINTING FOR HOURS

I WISH HE’D LEAVE - - - I’VE
BEEN HINTING FOR HOURS

If you’re ever bored and need something to do to kill time, post a JoJo parts ranking in a Discord server with enough passionate JoJo fans. You don’t even have to have watched it, you could post any random order for the numbers 1-9 and I guarantee that the results will be extremely funny.

With added colour.

Wait yeah I found it lol

Wasn't there a Flintstones comic about that

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1 NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE STANDING NEXT TO A KEEP OF THE GRASS SIGN P2- BOTH OF THEM ARE ALARMED TO SEE SOMEONE HEADING TOWARDS THEM. P3- WE FIND OUT THAT IT WAS A POLICEMAN THAT WAS HEADED TOWARDS THEM, WHEN HE ARRIVED HE FOUND BOTH NANCY AND SLUGGO HANGING FROM THE LIMB OF A TREE, THEY WERE NOT ON THE GRASS

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 7,1947

Love me, Love me and hold me. 3

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