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Always the mysterious one with dark eyes and careless hair. Fashionably sensitive but too cool to care. Let’s Go Red Wings!

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Hi, I’m God.

Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Thanks,

God

04.11.2025 22:09 — 👍 16412    🔁 3972    💬 346    📌 143
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03.11.2025 03:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Bo is saying the right words but his actions come free agency are what matter. Make the right call Bo!

02.11.2025 17:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just to rub salt in the wound, tomorrow and for the next 4 months the sun will set at 4pm here in Ontario. Goodnight!

02.11.2025 04:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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02.11.2025 04:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you @bluejays.com
That was one hell of a fun season.
Rest up, we’ll see you next season.
#blueJays

02.11.2025 04:30 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

In Rogers defence, they’re only a multibillion dollar corporation that has all the resources imaginable to make the best internet and streaming service in the world but instead make things worse.

02.11.2025 04:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
George Springer

George Springer

Hitting the pitcher who was just warned about hitting a batter

02.11.2025 01:29 — 👍 1288    🔁 262    💬 26    📌 9
02.11.2025 02:41 — 👍 375    🔁 72    💬 6    📌 5

The NHL should really understand what “
distinct kicking motion” means before deciding what it is.
#lgrw

01.11.2025 04:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m starting to think our politicians think their jobs are to spend our money on elections.
#cdnpoli #noFallElxn

31.10.2025 05:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m completely against AI especially in the art world but you can just turn it off. This new Affinity is pretty great so far. And finally, tracing images as vectors!

30.10.2025 22:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Give Trey Yesavage the Order of Canada
#blueJays

30.10.2025 03:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did I really just see LA security make some Jays fans with letters painted on their chests put their shirts back on?

30.10.2025 02:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

TREY YESAVAGE!
Clap clap clap-clap-clap
#bluejays #worldseries

30.10.2025 01:44 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“OH NO! NO WAY! OH MY GOD! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!”

Davis Schneider’s dad posted a video of the leadoff home run from his point of view

30.10.2025 00:47 — 👍 943    🔁 245    💬 28    📌 51

Everyone was already talking about tariffs. This was just Doug spending $75 million of our money to get his name mentioned as much as possible. He doesn’t do anything for “the people“, just his own shitty brand

29.10.2025 13:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

The city of Hamilton Ontario owns 2 golf courses. Sell one of those to developers and you’d have tons of housing.

29.10.2025 13:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wait, there’s still 9 inning left right?
#bluejays

29.10.2025 03:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sportsnet is single-handedly gonna bring back “illegal” sports streaming.

29.10.2025 02:55 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Chickenshit

28.10.2025 19:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Freddy freeman is such a good dude that I’m happy for him and also pissed the Jays lost. It’s 3am. I do t know what to think.
See ya tomorrow. #blueJays

28.10.2025 06:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stay classy LA. Cheering a Springer injury.
Dick move #bluejays

28.10.2025 02:33 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

The damn Jonas Brothers jinxed us. Why not a Canadian band?! #bluejays #worldseries

26.10.2025 02:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Blue Jays dedicate 11-4 blowout to Donald Trump 🇨🇦

25.10.2025 03:29 — 👍 1334    🔁 305    💬 18    📌 13
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Imagine the amount of money this dude paid to sit there wearing that hideous orange jersey and look at his damn phone all game.
Imagine the amount of good he could do with that money instead of annoying me.
#bluejays #worldSeries

25.10.2025 03:07 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A reminder for the people of Ontario: Doug Ford is an ass.

24.10.2025 15:38 — 👍 243    🔁 32    💬 26    📌 7
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LETS GO BLUE JAYS!!!
#bluejays #worldSeries

25.10.2025 00:01 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Can anyone legitimately name one thing that Doug Ford has made better as Premier?
#onpoli

23.10.2025 21:20 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 5    📌 0
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Doug ford literally

23.10.2025 19:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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