Jetpacks

my buddy David

Oh shit we have the same birthday, happy birthday!

What a farce the US regime has become. A dangerous farce, but still a farce. They’re idiots.

NEBRASKA CROWD: “TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!”

@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”

NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*

(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)

Fuck yeah Zooey

hey guys do adjunct professors cost $20k per month trying to evaluate something

an ad for mr gatti's pizza with a QR code that says "Scan for an immersive VR experience"

(morpheus voice) show me

If KC keeps getting smacked like this Taylor’s gonna start a feud with Kendrick.

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

Then DO SOMETHING YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT

Whoever makes it through this era, remember that this guy was fucking useless

if only someone with four years of executive power had tried to do something about this

I think I’m gonna spend the rest of my life wondering how that CEO would feel if he could see how much the country is ridiculing his death. He had to have known, right? You can’t rise that high without making the compromise of having the public hate you. But knowing it and living it are different.