Abby

My husband was detained by ICE today

Juan Muñoz, an American citizen, father of 2, and local government official, was peacefully protesting w. other elected officials. He was assaulted and taken away

I have had zero contact or updates since

#SOS
@duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov

Met someone yesterday who, instead of Bad Bunny, earnestly believed that the halftime show should be E-40 instead

Cal Raleigh looks like he lives in a cabbage patch

Two brides gazing at each other lovingly outside with a tree in the background; the shorter bride on the right has short hair, the taller bride on the left has long hair

I got gay married!

Did she bite me to let me know she was done? Yes

My cat Yoshi sitting next to me on the couch

Polite yet expectantly jumps up to stare at me so I stop what I’m doing and pet her. Sweet beautiful creature 🥲

I broke my ass

My friend Luc just said that kidney stones are a “human making a pearl”

Yes…. Bitch

Ever been forced to listen to the wet slapping sounds your heart makes? Humbling

(to the tune of Cha Cha Slide) “Everybody clap your cheeks!” - same little girl

Even her parents were dying

Twinly shenanigans with @toadpost.bsky.social !!!!!

Hello?

This trip was actually made possible thanks to a cancer organization called Young Adult Survivors United. They paid for our hotel & Broadway tickets. I was so happy to get to go somewhere I love with my fiancée not long after I finished treatment ❤️

The Presidential Medal of Freedom but for meal prepping

Meme of me laying in a hospital bed with a bunch of sensors strapped to my chest with a speech bubble that says “I lived bitch”

I’ve basically been going into SVT episodes randomly over the last ~3 years (heartrate goes from between 220 and 250), I cannot control it or stop it, and neither my PCP or the cardiology office he sent me to know why. Had a scary one this week and feeling very

I’ve got the Oscar Fever

Save me, mid-afternoon Coke Zero

did the doctor from arrested development write this

A 'Remarkably Rotund' Beaver Is Making A Splash On The South Side — And She Needs A Name As beaver sightings become more common along the Chicago River, one particularly spherical and possibly pregnant beaver has captivated Chicagoans online.

blockclubchicago.org/2025/02/18/a...

In tears thinking about the pregnant beaver in Chicago

I’m kind of a mack at dog bites

Baseball happens this month. Here is me screaming until I almost threw up game 5 of the ALDS

Pistachio latte with oat milk

A selfie of me but it’s just the top half of my face. I’m wearing grey square glasses and have bangs

Things have maybe never been more worse but also good

Aaron Sorkin you will pay for your crimes

@butchflight.bsky.social

Everybody stay fucking calm

Until we reckon with the very everydayness of sexual violence, its unexceptionalness, its ubiquity, we will never be able to stop it.