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Wow there must be police reports chronicling all this murder and mayhem outside Benny's house then, right?

South Carolina is a C school with an A+ Honors College. Go Gamecocks.

Oh my god, his bitchass is so tone deaf.

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I think about Clete Blakeman way more than I should.

The other day when he said he’s “entitled to” more Republican representatives, I thought there was no better encapsulation of his approach to life than that he thinks he’s *entitled* to everything.

as others have mentioned the president of the united states has unprecedented access to classified and high level intelligence reports and yet he spends all of his fuckin day watching TV

I was going to say the same thing. “Unlikely source” is such a misnomer when talking about sex toys and crypto bros.

Not if these churlish septuagenarians persist in their hebetudinous fulminations against every jejune innovation.

Resort fees that've skyrocketed? Nope.
Free drinks being rate limited? Nope.
Legalized sports betting in numerous states? Nope.
Food and drink specials being non-existent? Nope.
Parking fees that dissuade locals? Nope.
Fear of ICE black-bagging foreign tourists? Nope.

Gotta be them damn kids' fault

dude, your soda and your boots rock

The order of science:

1.) Discover there’s a deadly problem
2.) Work for years to solve it
3.) The problem may not be gone forever, but we’ve won
4.) People forget the deadly problem actually existed
5.) People decide this must mean the science to solve it was a hoax
6.) The deadly problem returns

Probably my most popular video based on shares and feedback. Welcome to kids of America.
You'll never guess the song...
I hope you enjoy it.

The Bills getting a deal done before Hard Knocks does the James Cook episode would be kinda hilarious.

Of the last 51 million jobs created, 50 million were created by Democratic Presidents

they're really gonna do it, folks

Payroll growth plunged to 73K in July, undershooting expectations. Revisions also slashed estimates for May and June, from 144K to 19K and 133K to 14K.

Such an underrated comment that I feel so few will get 😆

This past week, the 79-year-old president announced he’s ended six wars (some that have been going on for centuries), asserted that windmills drive whales insane, called for Beyoncé to be prosecuted, claimed Obama committed treason and complained a convicted pedophile “stole” teenage girls from him.

Hershey and Mondelez are combining two of their top-selling products—the Reese’s peanut butter cup and the Oreo cookie—in a sugary marriage they say consumers have been begging for.

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Age verification? Not only did I listen to the song “Hooch,” I drank Hooch while listening to it.

Injecting a lot of lust into a program that prohibits acting on it.

Amazing idea for a sports website.

He finally realized we were on to 2 weeks.

@jonlovett.bsky.social this is also a good explanation of the initials.

Hey, remember when Donald Trump and Fox News repeatedly claimed that Barack Obama wasn’t a natural born citizen, and was secretly Muslim, and went to a madrassa, et cetera, et cetera, without any basis whatsoever?

Or remember when you all claimed Obama committed treason, like, this week?

Excellent and disturbing thread. I would add that the conflict would exist even if DOJ sent someone other than Blanche to talk to Maxwell, assuming (as is quite likely) that the goal here is specifically to exonerate Trump for conduct that, if it occurred, preceded his presidency.

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