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@nesfarm.bsky.social

Gardening, Food, Dogs, Cats, & Canadiana Z:5b/6a Ontario, Canada, She/Her ♿️

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My front deck decorated for Christmas 

I just added the two big planters in front and the wreath on the door 

The wreath got a little mangled in transport to me, and if I had any paddle wire I'd have taken it apart and redone it, but it's not so bad I can't live with it 

I added the bow

My front deck decorated for Christmas I just added the two big planters in front and the wreath on the door The wreath got a little mangled in transport to me, and if I had any paddle wire I'd have taken it apart and redone it, but it's not so bad I can't live with it I added the bow

Okay now I'm done πŸ˜„

The wreath and planters were a fundraiser for a local group that subsidizes spay/neuters

#FaLaLaLaLa

07.12.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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07.12.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣

07.12.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Fred the orange cat sitting beside me on the couch and Poppy fast asleep behind him

Fred the orange cat sitting beside me on the couch and Poppy fast asleep behind him

As always, my dog wear GPS locators, those are not corrective devices

Jack Russells gotta Jack Rusell

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07.12.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My dog ,who won't take a command because of her trauma, watched me ask Fred cat to do a sit 3xs

After 3 years working on this

Guys. Poppy did a sit 😭πŸ₯°

Cheese is always the answer

#DogSky

07.12.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Geneviève Bergeron
Hélène Colgan
Nathalie Croteau
Barbara Daigneault
Anne-Marie Edward
Maud Haviernick
Barbara Klucznik-Widajewicz
Maryse Laganière
Maryse Leclair
Anne-Marie Lemay
Sonia Pelletier
Michèle Richard
Annie St-Arneault
Annie Turcotte

#JeMeSouviens

06.12.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, compaired to FIFA, he kinda is...

06.12.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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bugs bunny is standing next to a bowl of food in a cartoon scene . ALT: bugs bunny is standing next to a bowl of food in a cartoon scene .

WHOA!!!
Also, how many people saw that along the processing and didn't think it was a jaw???

And where is the rest of the skull??

I have a million questionss, BBL

#EverythingIsTuberculosis

06.12.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm positive I could replicate this frame for frame with one of my dogs, except I don't have access to a floor like that πŸ˜†

06.12.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thats a thing you can do!?

Well. I have a new hobby.

06.12.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The SortedFood live this weekend has so far been one of the best yet

06.12.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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These are SO cool

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06.12.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eldest had to read a book for a HS English class so he picked one I gave him, HitchHikers

He's mad because it was a 1/of

When I asked him what he wanted for xmas he said "a better book"

Also that his Chemistry teacher hates that book & his physics teacher loves it

Douglas must be cackaling
#42

06.12.2025 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

… and he SERVED ✨

06.12.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 14015    πŸ” 3733    πŸ’¬ 165    πŸ“Œ 81
As a long running joke in this group elf on a shelf is then rhymed with an animal and a thing 

In this case it's a Wobbegong (shark) with a Bobby* thong 

*From the cartoon King of the Hill

As a long running joke in this group elf on a shelf is then rhymed with an animal and a thing In this case it's a Wobbegong (shark) with a Bobby* thong *From the cartoon King of the Hill

I quit FB almost a year ago but I check back for garden groups and #WGMfEF

This is top tier comedy.

Also, a charity:
www.wildgreenfuture.org

06.12.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some of y'all never watched Animaniacs and it shows.

06.12.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Caught one of the labourers as he was 'helpfully' filling them back in

Who has 3 random holes in a line in their yard for no reason!?

05.12.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.12.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Update.

It's not just that they're the wrong colour lights.

I've offered it to a friend for spring because I can't even think of a place I could put up with this plant

05.12.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whenever I'm looking for anything in my house:

ALL MY DOGS "Yay!! We're going on an adventure together!!"

I'm looking for the zip ties I was using yesterday.

05.12.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We're now 2 weeks into a stabbing incident at local(ish) school of an elementary school student by another student

The latest update is that it was indeed a plastic spoon, not a knife

I know it's not good to kick someone when they're down, but how's it going 'Murica?

Everyone's fine

04.12.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Day time porch view with icicle lights and hanging plastic glittery snowflakes in blues and whites

Day time porch view with icicle lights and hanging plastic glittery snowflakes in blues and whites

Same view at night when you can really only see the lit up icicles lights and barely the artificial tree I've got blue lights on

Same view at night when you can really only see the lit up icicles lights and barely the artificial tree I've got blue lights on

Added some bigger snowflakes to the porch decorations

I'm more and more tempted to relocate that honeysuckle in front

Going to try throwing some lights on it and see if that makes me love it

#FaLaLaLaLa

04.12.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Poppy the Jack Russell Terrier on leash with one paw in the air, protesting the cold

Poppy the Jack Russell Terrier on leash with one paw in the air, protesting the cold

Caught on camera, Miss Poppy trying to make the decision between pooing outside, or holding it and sneaking one inside the house

We have been working on this a lot together and she did make the right decision

#JackRussellTerrier #DogSky πŸ₯Ά

04.12.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Murder-Mystery Box Challenge! | Food, Clues and Silly Costumes
YouTube video by Sorted Food Murder-Mystery Box Challenge! | Food, Clues and Silly Costumes

Highly recommend checking them out again, they're a lot more polished

This Sunday's past video was especially funny, it's related to this weekend's live but I think it's good on it's own

youtu.be/IYosIXAbAHQ?...

I have a tonne more GardenTube suggestions, but those are my tops right now

04.12.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
One very bright candle in front of 2 very dull candles 

Went all rechargeable this holiday season as I should have years ago!

Slowly going through a dozen candles charging their batteries, my charger only holds 8 and I've got the outside tree batteries in it now

One very bright candle in front of 2 very dull candles Went all rechargeable this holiday season as I should have years ago! Slowly going through a dozen candles charging their batteries, my charger only holds 8 and I've got the outside tree batteries in it now

I've had these fake candles for a month and thought they were just low Temu quality,

No, the rechargeable batteries from Amazon basic just didn't come fully charged πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

I feel dumb.

04.12.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love this!

Mine is pretty scewed since I leave my TV on for my dogs, so instead recommendations

Gardening
- Garden Answer
- Visit Our Garden
- Hello Garden

Food
- Sorted Food
- Fallow

DIY
- DIY in Progress
- Jenna Phipps

Funsies
- TaskMaster

Edu (the obvs)
- Eons
- Bizarre Beasts
- Animalogic

04.12.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That sounds like a great solution, kids are much more open minded than most adults

And rude questions are far more often based in curiosity than bigotry

Good luck in the interview!!

04.12.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I asked my high schooler whose in the public system and they had a teacher who went by Mx (last name)

I suppose I should always preface my experiences with the whole Canadian thing

04.12.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Speaking as someone who went to a fancy private school (I hated it), you might be really suprised

I'm a few years older than you (*cough* graduated HS in 03), and a lot of the girls were out

I still get the stupid quarterly magazine and they've had cover articles on the trans folx in my year

04.12.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I love my manual crank pasta maker but that was more for when I had young kids eager to help out in the kitchen!

04.12.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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