I forgot my neighbor’s toddler’s name so I referred to him as “The Little One” and now I must legally register with the government as the witch who tried to eat Hansel & Gretel
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*in the style of the pledge of allegiance*
My lip gloss is poppin’
My lip gloss is cool
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It’s an honor to be here
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Politically I am here today
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Instagram caption: June so far ❤️
Photos: 10 different pictures of me sitting in the same spot on my couch
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Writer, actor, ship of the stars
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🏠 Founder & Agent at Neighborhood Literary.
📚 Award-winning Author.
👴🏽 Perpetually Tired Dad.
Latest book: With or Without You (a Junior Library Guild selection!), out now!
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comedian. actor. writer. voice actor. podcasterrr.
108.9 the hawk.
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Behind the desk and into the fray with The Daily Show.
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I write about abortion every day at abortioneveryday.com Read my newsletter & find me other places here: linktr.ee/jessicavalenti
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Writer. @Yellowjackets, @InsideJob. @theMoth GRANDslam & @theAcademy Nicholl winner. Ex-carnie. Making (mostly) better career choices now. Lover of escape rooms, Wingspan, and dogs that sit at crosswalks.
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🌸 he / him
🎤Touring Stand-Up Comedian
📺See me on After Midnight, HBO, NPR, Conan, Corden, & more!
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Just a guy who works in an office lol
Standup. Writer. Trail Blazers fan.
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Comedian, Adult Swim, HBO Max, The Atlantic, Vice. Host of 🗣 @femmestherules they/them
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Journalist, New York Magazine; author, Good & Mad, All the Single Ladies. Maine, New York, Philadelphia. I am on a book leave till fall 2025. I do have a substack.
tv writer: late night, star wars. emmy winner. union leader. always sleepy. omgreg.com
Filmmaker: Hyperobject Industries and Yellow Dot Studios
Rarely answer DMs cause I’m busy working on my float game.
Correspondent on the Daily Show. Standup Comic & Emmy-nominated writer. Listen to the Josh Johnson Show podcast on Spotify + Apple
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Sam Thielman | Graphic novels at NYT Book Review, seen NYer, Flaming Hydra, foreverwars.ghost.io | he/him | DC COMICS: THE STORY OF A UNIVERSE w/Sean Howe forthcoming from HarperOne | “In his writing he had a vulgar inclination to make everything clear.”
